Sanitation Officer Gifts

'There are consequences if someone on the floor doesn't wash their hands.'

...And he calls himself the 'Green' Giant...

"I'm going to need a little more for the root cause than, who'da thunk."

Biofelineism

Man sees sign as he exits bathroom: 'Employees Often Wash Hands'.

Hand Sanitizer Man, beloved superhero of every workplace in the world.

Happy Holidays from Sanitary Claus!

Thank you, Essential Workers

Distance to avoid contagion

'I'm afraid that serves you right for not wearing your safety goggles!'

'You're right. Our old safety files have become a safety concern.'

"It's not the first time he'd been warned about wearing a long tie when leaning over the shredder."

"Jimmy, I want you to meet our new safety officer."

"I suppose you want the rest of the day off!"

Whack-a-molecule

"So, Mr Canary, I see you have experience as a mine safety specialist..."

Hand sanitizer

European Union Health and Safety Direcorate rules

Job Safety - Pumpkin.

Health and safety notice falling on builder.

"The sky looks blue because your protective lenses are tinted, dear."

"Remember, when you back up, make that 'beep beep' sound."

Dr Ed Henderson demonstrates that it IS possible for someone to become too familiar with the safety rules.

Safety Barriers

The Dangers of National Safety Week.

'Wait, wait, before you mix them, you have to say, 'Pow!'.'

"Hey!-This looks like a good place!"

'Not without your helmet, you're not!'

'Gentlemen, I'd like to introduce you to our new 'health and safety' officer.'

Fire door.

"Not enough money is being spent on safety, so be careful."

'That's our corporate ladder.'

The Hive, Inc. Think safety! 17 days without a honey boo-boo.

Lab safety Rule No. 1

"I'm going in."