Sanitation Operative Gifts

"All brooms are useless. . .!!"

...And he calls himself the 'Green' Giant...

Biofelineism

Man sees sign as he exits bathroom: 'Employees Often Wash Hands'.

Hand Sanitizer Man, beloved superhero of every workplace in the world.

Happy Holidays from Sanitary Claus!

Thank you, Essential Workers

Whack-a-molecule

Hand sanitizer

Daisy Diaper Service

'Would you like me to wipe the cup with my finger or would you prefer Rover here licking it clean?'

Soap Versus Coronavirus

Infection Control Center. Now Hiring. I should have said "I'm not afraid of hard work" rather than "I don't mind getting my hands dirty."

ABC Vice Company: Employees Must Squash Hands Before Returning to Work

'You're kidding... I've got a masters in philosophy too!'

"The mold cleaners are here! I gotta scram."

'One day son, all this will be collected.'

"You know, turning a hobby into a job kinda takes all the fun out of it."

Unpopular Street Signs: Go, Please Litter, Yes Parking, Garbage Collection - Sometimes Never - Mon-Fri.

Welsh water sewage

"You have sewage between your teeth."

Mask Autumn

'Please take this away from me.'

We're polishing our brand.

NYC Department of Sanitation

Typical...You don't see one for weeks then they all arrive together.'

Meals on Wheels/Wheelie Bins

"I could probably keep spring-cleaning till next winter."

"Don't ask where it comes from. Just be glad I can provide."

"Ouch!... That hand sanitiser is a bit feisty..."

"Impressive resume. You really know your s**t."

'I know we got the job, but trust me, ‘dress for success' always applies, even after the interview.'

"Always give a good, firm handshake...then immediately sanitize your hands."

"Looks like you've got some competition."

Fair readers, please accept these personal tips for remaining healthy and germ free. Public service announcement! Keep your stress low. Exercise, eat right, hydrate and try to get a little affection in your life, if you get my meaning. If you use someone else's computer, wipe down the keyboard with alcohol to kill the germs. Ditto with the mouthpiece of a borrowed cellular phone. Don't touch anything or anyone. Bathe yourself in hand sanitizer. Don't leave the house, and if you do, don't inhale