Sanitation Work Gifts

'You're kidding... I've got a masters in philosophy too!'

...And he calls himself the 'Green' Giant...

Biofelineism

Man sees sign as he exits bathroom: 'Employees Often Wash Hands'.

Hand Sanitizer Man, beloved superhero of every workplace in the world.

Happy Holidays from Sanitary Claus!

Thank you, Essential Workers

Hand sanitizer

ABC Vice Company: Employees Must Squash Hands Before Returning to Work

Daisy Diaper Service

'Would you like me to wipe the cup with my finger or would you prefer Rover here licking it clean?'

Soap Versus Coronavirus

Infection Control Center. Now Hiring. I should have said "I'm not afraid of hard work" rather than "I don't mind getting my hands dirty."

"The mold cleaners are here! I gotta scram."

NYC Department of Sanitation

'One day son, all this will be collected.'

'Please take this away from me.'

We're polishing our brand.

"You have sewage between your teeth."

Mask Autumn

"Why don't I start you off with the contact information of everyone who's read those menus over the last 14 days?"

Welsh water sewage

Unpopular Street Signs: Go, Please Litter, Yes Parking, Garbage Collection - Sometimes Never - Mon-Fri.

"You know, turning a hobby into a job kinda takes all the fun out of it."

Typical...You don't see one for weeks then they all arrive together.'

"I could probably keep spring-cleaning till next winter."

Meals on Wheels/Wheelie Bins

"Don't ask where it comes from. Just be glad I can provide."

"Ouch!... That hand sanitiser is a bit feisty..."

"Impressive resume. You really know your s**t."

Covid Vaccine

'I know we got the job, but trust me, ‘dress for success' always applies, even after the interview.'

"Looks like you've got some competition."

Bigfoot is cooking food with a large hair net.

"Always give a good, firm handshake...then immediately sanitize your hands."