Walter always hated touching washroom doors. Now that he was dead, he no longer had to.
Sanitation Devotee Gifts
Looking for a gift for a sanitation devotee? Our collection celebrates their commitment to hygiene with humorous and heartfelt items. From mugs to prints, find something that recognizes their dedication to keeping everything spotless. These creative gifts are ideal for anyone passionate about sanitation and cleanliness, blending wit and admiration in every piece. Make their day special with a gift that reflects their important role in health and hygiene.
Opportunities in Coronatimes
Man sees sign as he exits bathroom: 'Employees Often Wash Hands'.
Happy Holidays from Sanitary Claus!
Hand Sanitizer Man, beloved superhero of every workplace in the world.
Flu vaccine.
Hand sanitizer
Coronavirus: Consequences for the economy!
Statue of Liberty and Hand Sanitizer
Infection Control Center. Now Hiring. I should have said "I'm not afraid of hard work" rather than "I don't mind getting my hands dirty."
'Would you like me to wipe the cup with my finger or would you prefer Rover here licking it clean?'
Soap Versus Coronavirus
"Yes, they come out white than white, but when they went in they were blue."
'Right, moving on to the housekeeping...'
"We've done it! We've done it! We've discovered a detergent that takes the chore out of washing and makes all other detergents seem old-fashioned by comparison!"
"Well, that's that, Henry. Let's go over to the Four Seasons and towel off."
Fair readers, please accept these personal tips for remaining healthy and germ free. Public service announcement! Keep your stress low. Exercise, eat right, hydrate and try to get a little affection in your life, if you get my meaning. If you use someone else's computer, wipe down the keyboard with alcohol to kill the germs. Ditto with the mouthpiece of a borrowed cellular phone. Don't touch anything or anyone. Bathe yourself in hand sanitizer. Don't leave the house, and if you do, don't inhale
Covid Vaccine
"Uh, I was drinking that."
"Always give a good, firm handshake...then immediately sanitize your hands."
'I wish we could find a quick and easy way to remove blood stains...'
"Yes, I have allergies! Hundreds! Because my crazy mother kept me in a germ-free house with no pets and I developed zero immunities!"
Things I didn't know about before 2020.
Water.
Wendel maps his trip to the germaphobe society headquarters.
Baby boom expected due to corona
Rubbing alcoholics anonymous.
"Each time someone enters this house, they'll be doused in antibacterial soap. It's just during the flu season."
Hand Sanitiser
Transmission of the Coronavirus
"I'm not taking any chances!"
'This hospital certainly takes cleanliness seriously.'
"I like to carry a lot of hand sanitizer. Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm off to see my chiropractor."
Mighty Man Of Justice Throws A Party Part 1
"Tommy! Use your hanky."
Sanitation Devotee Gifts Collection
Sanitation Devotee Mugs
Discover our range of mugs dedicated to sanitation enthusiasts—perfect for starting the day with a smile and a nod to their vital work.
Sanitation Devotee Pillows
Find pillows that honor hygiene heroes—soft, witty, and perfect for cozy spaces that recognize their dedication to cleanliness.
Sanitation Devotee Prints
Browse inspiring prints that pay tribute to sanitation enthusiasts—ideal for decorating their workspace or home with a message of appreciation.
Sanitation Devotee T-Shirts
Explore our collection of t-shirts celebrating sanitation devotees—wear your pride and humor on your sleeve with fun, meaningful designs.