Disinfection Devotee Gifts

Opportunities in Coronatimes

"Ya know, 'DUH' can be a very hurtful word."

'Dr.Sall Thompson got so excited over the new spring design she took a quantum leap!'

It's about self-control. "'No Thyself".

"Bonk!"

Bubble Gum Dispenser

Coronavirus: Consequences for the economy!

"I'd call that 'A victory for science.'

"Yes, they come out white than white, but when they went in they were blue."

"I told you not to polish the car too much."

"An object of love that you can get inside, totally inside."

'Right, moving on to the housekeeping...'

'What a control freak!'

"We've done it! We've done it! We've discovered a detergent that takes the chore out of washing and makes all other detergents seem old-fashioned by comparison!"

"Man does not live by chips alone. There's also guacamole."

"God, I love this show!"

"But you both can't be the 'father' of Ammonium Pentoxide Phosphate."

"It's only insomnia if there's nothing good on."

"And if you look to the right you'll see what happens if you disrupt my class."

Fair readers, please accept these personal tips for remaining healthy and germ free. Public service announcement! Keep your stress low. Exercise, eat right, hydrate and try to get a little affection in your life, if you get my meaning. If you use someone else's computer, wipe down the keyboard with alcohol to kill the germs. Ditto with the mouthpiece of a borrowed cellular phone. Don't touch anything or anyone. Bathe yourself in hand sanitizer. Don't leave the house, and if you do, don't inhale

'I wish we could find a quick and easy way to remove blood stains...'

"I try to get a head start on them."

'You know, sometimes I find it pretty hard to imagine these will be the ‘good old days.''

"In a nutshell Mr. Beesley, you have hypochondria."

Man to lady: 'Prisons are overcrowded, so we're seeing more sentences of timeout instead.'

"Then write it up for The Journal of Surprising Discoveries."

Ward Cleaning.

'The new matron has contracted MRSA.'

'And once we wipe out the disease, where does that leave us?'

'Boys will be boys, but principals will also be principals!'

Mighty Man Of Justice Throws A Party Part 1

"Do you have anywhere our friends won't have discovered?"

A drawing illustrating 'bare-below-elbow' policy.

'You can't just get up and leave without permission.'

"Once more into the bleach dear friends."