Disinfectant Devotee Gifts

'I don't carry water anymore. It's hand sanitizer.'

"Once more into the bleach dear friends."

"I ordered a lot of disinfecting wipes for our phone, keyboard, neighbors, kids..."

Coronavirus: Consequences for the economy!

"Ya know, 'DUH' can be a very hurtful word."

Opportunities in Coronatimes

'Dr.Sall Thompson got so excited over the new spring design she took a quantum leap!'

21st century water cooler conversations.

'Is this the new input device?'

'well, Fred, I see you're finally embracing technology.'

'I'm having trouble with my drinking. Arthritis in my elbow.'

Flu vaccine.

Fur Baby

"Bonk!"

Statue of Liberty and Hand Sanitizer

"I'm asking you to write your name on the board. Surely you don't need your smart phone to help you spell your name!"

Bubble Gum Dispenser

"And the meaning of life is.... oh rats, the battery died."

"I'd call that 'A victory for science.'

"Blowing the whistle is perfect for a sports bar to let its patrons know that Happy Hour is over."

"Yes, they come out white than white, but when they went in they were blue."

'Right, moving on to the housekeeping...'

"We've done it! We've done it! We've discovered a detergent that takes the chore out of washing and makes all other detergents seem old-fashioned by comparison!"

"I'm sure you may need your phone, portable charger, laptop, iPad, Xbox, and music player. But we're only going to the mailbox."

'He's so hip he even used rock 'n roll-on deodorant.'

"God, I love this show!"

"But you both can't be the 'father' of Ammonium Pentoxide Phosphate."

"Just for once, why don't we forget the poor and blow the lot down the local tavern?"

'Kids, let's pause and give thanks to that higher power that keeps this family together...our internet service provider.'

"It's only insomnia if there's nothing good on."

Shopping Torture

Wearing Gloves on Public Transport

50% looking at phone, 50% looking for phone

'I wish we could find a quick and easy way to remove blood stains...'

No news is good news.