Disinfectant Devotee Pillows

'I don't carry water anymore. It's hand sanitizer.'

"Once more into the bleach dear friends."

"I ordered a lot of disinfecting wipes for our phone, keyboard, neighbors, kids..."

Coronavirus: Consequences for the economy!

"Ya know, 'DUH' can be a very hurtful word."

Opportunities in Coronatimes

'Dr.Sall Thompson got so excited over the new spring design she took a quantum leap!'

21st century water cooler conversations.

'Is this the new input device?'

'well, Fred, I see you're finally embracing technology.'

Fur Baby

'I'm having trouble with my drinking. Arthritis in my elbow.'

Flu vaccine.

"Bonk!"

Statue of Liberty and Hand Sanitizer

Bubble Gum Dispenser

"I'm asking you to write your name on the board. Surely you don't need your smart phone to help you spell your name!"

"And the meaning of life is.... oh rats, the battery died."

"I'd call that 'A victory for science.'

"Blowing the whistle is perfect for a sports bar to let its patrons know that Happy Hour is over."

"Yes, they come out white than white, but when they went in they were blue."

"We've done it! We've done it! We've discovered a detergent that takes the chore out of washing and makes all other detergents seem old-fashioned by comparison!"

'He's so hip he even used rock 'n roll-on deodorant.'

"Just for once, why don't we forget the poor and blow the lot down the local tavern?"

"But you both can't be the 'father' of Ammonium Pentoxide Phosphate."

'Kids, let's pause and give thanks to that higher power that keeps this family together...our internet service provider.'

"It's only insomnia if there's nothing good on."

'I wish we could find a quick and easy way to remove blood stains...'

Wearing Gloves on Public Transport

50% looking at phone, 50% looking for phone

Shopping Torture

No news is good news.

"Then write it up for The Journal of Surprising Discoveries."

Ward Cleaning.

Consumer care and technologies