Detergent Aficionados Pillows

"It's a remarkable find...evidence of human habitation that dates to ancient history!"

'But you said to clean my room.'

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Statue of Liberty and Hand Sanitizer

"So kids, you got work from your teachers right?"

"Yes, they come out white than white, but when they went in they were blue."

"We've done it! We've done it! We've discovered a detergent that takes the chore out of washing and makes all other detergents seem old-fashioned by comparison!"

'He's so hip he even used rock 'n roll-on deodorant.'

I think these suits have feet in them so we won't leave prints

"O.K., so I shrank. But you must admit I am brighter."

'I already had one bath today! You want my skin to wear out?'

Wearing Gloves on Public Transport

'I wish we could find a quick and easy way to remove blood stains...'

"Your sweaters go in the drawer, your shoes go on the shelf, and you go in this nifty cubby here."

"Our staff here at the practice believe in 10% inspiration and 90% perspiration, so I had these showers installed."

"Oh no. We're victims of the 'Tidy Intruder'."

'And this, of course, is the clean room.'

Pete's trying to groom himself"

"I'm not taking any chances!"

"Ok, you wash, you dry...."

Sailors Scrubbing the Decks

I have a date tonight. She's coming over. I need to get home and clean it all up. Not so fast, little buddy. Cleaning is a delicate art. Clean too little, and she thinks you're a slob. Clean too much, and she thinks you're hiding something. It's almost as if you haven't read chapter 7 of the manual. What manual? "Mancleaning: By Randy 'The Rock' Taylor." You wrote a whole book about cleaning? It's the follow-up to "How to Reach the Tenth Level of Passion by Feng Shui-ing Your Dust Bunnies." It's

A better way to sweep the floor.... just shuffle!

'I'm gonna go.... Where no cow has gone before!'

'Let's all practice bug control.'

"I like to carry a lot of hand sanitizer. Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm off to see my chiropractor."

"Yeah, I used to look forward to Spring too sis, but now, Mum says I'm old enough to help with Spring cleaning..."

"I washed it last night- now I can't do a damn thing with it!"

I can't believe the kids will be home tomorrow. Wow. That was one short week. It was romantic to be alone � And do what we can't when the kids are around! Mmm. It did feel good! � To finally clean the basement. My dream comes true.

'Dust-mop-baby-jumper.'

Puppy puts deodorant on the slippers.

Is clutter necessary?

'Hey, hey, hey! What are you forgetting, Waller?'

'Do you have a perfume that will make me smell thinner?'

Vacuum Cleaner Plugged Into Pig's Nose.