Deodorant Aficionado Pillows

'Our product testers aren't meant to be used that way, Sir.'

Spray-on Odorant

Men find this shampoo irresistible. It's called 'Gee, Your Hair Smells Like A New Car'.

Men's fragrances...

'You do realise that's pot pourii?'

'Does this perfume have an antidote?'

Some scents are nonsense.

'I'm going to have to cut it - Daddy is complaining about the shampoo bill again.'

Pheromones.

''Spiced mill cider and home made apple pie.' Am I supposed to freshen the room with this or have it for dessert?'

When placed in the hands of the right person on a long vacation, even egg salad could be a deadly weapon.

"By the way, thanks for the cologne!"

'Nothing to give him an excuse to say I smell like a cemetery'

'He's so hip he even used rock 'n roll-on deodorant.'

'He's not getting lucky tonight. He smells too good.'

'Got anything with a little less musk?'

"I tried that new detangling shampoo."

'Honey, these split ends look terrible! What kind of shampoo have you been using?'

'Do you have anything that reeks of power?'

'You smell as if you're nearly ready.'

Your husband will love this cologne. It has that new car smell.

'Do you like my new fragrance - It's called 'Surrender'.'

'You cant take him anywhere since his ex told him he had B.O.'

"Actually - he's rather your 'Me, Jane ' sort of boy!"

Grooming for beginners.

"Mmmm .... I love when you wear pepper spray."

'It's for the executive woman.'

'My husband is all work and no play. Do you have anything that smells like an office?'

"And what few emissions it has are scented with an intoxicating blend of verbena, bergamot and lilac."

"I can't tell the difference - They all smell like carrots to me."

'Do you have something that will make my husband smell like someone other than my husband?'