Deodorant Devotee Pillows

Acme Deodorant.

Kali using underarm deoderant spray.

'He's so hip he even used rock 'n roll-on deodorant.'

Men's fragrances...

'You do realise that's pot pourii?'

'Does this perfume have an antidote?'

The day wasps discovered there's something about an Aqua Velva Man.

Coronavirus: Consequences for the economy!

''Spiced mill cider and home made apple pie.' Am I supposed to freshen the room with this or have it for dessert?'

"Yes, they come out white than white, but when they went in they were blue."

When placed in the hands of the right person on a long vacation, even egg salad could be a deadly weapon.

"We've done it! We've done it! We've discovered a detergent that takes the chore out of washing and makes all other detergents seem old-fashioned by comparison!"

I told you not to use horse liniment as an underarm deoderant...

"It's our latest celebrity scent, it's called Elon Musk. It smells like money!"

'Nothing to give him an excuse to say I smell like a cemetery'

'Got anything with a little less musk?'

'Say what you like about the All Black scrum, but it's clearly the most fragrant and well groomed in the modern game.'

'I wish we could find a quick and easy way to remove blood stains...'

"It's a wheeble or some such thing, but still no sign of a deoderant."

"The perfume is only £20, the antidote is £250!"

Excess

'You smell as if you're nearly ready.'

Your husband will love this cologne. It has that new car smell.

"Mm, you smell terrif- ... no, wait. That's me."

Grooming for beginners.

'He'll like this perfume. It has that new car smell.'

"Your perfume is driving me crazy. It smells like truffles."

'Do you have something that will make my husband smell like someone other than my husband?'

Puppy puts deodorant on the slippers.

'Do you have anything that smells like wedding bells?'

"I don't understand, the advert said that that aftershave would have women falling over me!"

'Eww! Gross! You smell really good. Have you been in the rose garden again?'

Guns Pour Homme

'Give me something cheap - she's got a heavy cold.'

"I'm due in court today. Do you have anything that smells like community service?""