Deodorant Debunker Pillows

Recipes from The Lying Gourmet

'He's so hip he even used rock 'n roll-on deodorant.'

'Well, according to this website, the internet no longer exists!'

I told you not to use horse liniment as an underarm deoderant...

"In science class, we learned that a solar eclipse is not due to a rolling blackout."

'My first drink since my accident.'

"Take off your mailman's uniform before you return home. We have a new dog."

"O.K., so I shrank. But you must admit I am brighter."

"These grapes are a bit funny."

"Your compulsive talk about crazy diets, get rich schemes, and mail order drugs -- your pacemaker's been hacked and you're spamming."

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'Don't believe everything you read.'

Puppy puts deodorant on the slippers.

'Never trust a sommelier with a 750ml tastevin.'

'The boss finally noticed me today. He said I should wear deodrant.'

'Today stocks bounced back on the news the rumor was false that google considered merging with NSA.'

Obese guy looking a shelf labelled 'Free Fat Food'.

"My mom said I can't come here anymore." "What? Why not, Billy?" "She said she sends me here to get hot chocolate, not to get bad relationship advice." "What 'bad' advice? All my advice is solid gold." "You told me to call the IRS with an anonymous tip about Andrea Wheaton's father avoiding taxes, so next time he tells her I'm a bad influence he'll look like a hypocrite." "That didn't work?"

The Problem

Kali using underarm deoderant spray.

'Our product testers aren't meant to be used that way, Sir.'

Strong spray deodorant rips a mans arm off, whilst advising "Don't damage ozone layer"

'It's just a rumour that Johnny Spaleki's playing under an injury cloud.'

"I don't think much of this new deodorant"

"I think you can safely remove that now."

"Fasting means you stop eating. It doesn't mean to eat your food faster."

"Stop, Frank! That's not deodorant!"

'Like most diets you can eat as much as you like of food you can't stand!'

'Henderson, I have it from a reliable source that the sky is falling - SELL!'

The Unreachable Toilet Roll

Acme Deodorant.

"We took everything that was nice and got rid of it."