Design Debunker Pillows

"We took everything that was nice and got rid of it."

Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

"Do you think the flat earth society has members round the globe?"

'I tried to warn him - garbage in, garbage out.'

"About the vaccine, I read online that it was so Bill Gates could inject us with CHIPS!"

'Care to join in some of my avoidance behaviour?'

'This conspiracy theory nonsense MUST end. Any suggestions?'

6th Grade Do-You-Own Research Fair

'Sure, but think what a crook I'd be without hypocrisy!'

"You can't believe everything the Russian bots tell you."

Statue of Liberty

"Of course I'm making things worse. Do you think I'd work for what you're paying me if I knew how to make things better?"

In a career limiting move, Reginald decided to give Albert's latest theory some frank and fearless feedback.

Obama, the Enigma?

Chicken standing on a platform on a stage with three horns in front of it and wearing a top hat; a sign on the side of the platform reads "National Endowment for the Arts - Seal of Approval."

"When you think about it, you have to be a complete idiot not to believe aliens crashed at Roswell in 1947." "Before 1947: primitive cars, planes, and radio. After 1947: space ships, quantum computing, internet." "Let me try... Before 1947: no bikinis. After 1947: bikinis." "No, wait... The bikini was 1946. That throws this whole theory into question." "We really should have our own science show."

"Look, Earl. . . It's a young person Republican! They do exist!"

'Thank you but I'm a bit sensitive to ethnic food.'

"We thought we could put in the details later."

"Recent studies now show that people who use the aphorism ‘whatever doesn’t kill you makes you stronger’ have compromised immune systems."

"I hope it misses us!"

'Don't believe everything you hear about global cooling, it's just a theory.'

"We went with an open floor plan because it can really facilitate a shared sense of hysteria."

"It's all a big distraction from the other distraction attempting to distract us from last week's b*****t thing!"

"I think they're beginning to suspect our science is fraudulent."

Fiscal Cliff Dwellers.

"I don't do cover ups!"

Psychiatric Centre/Vaccination Centre

'Mayonnaise is immoral.'

"The candidates this year are really honest."

If Animals Were Racist...