Design Debunker Gifts

"We took everything that was nice and got rid of it."

Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

"Stinkin' fake news!"

"Do you think the flat earth society has members round the globe?"

'I tried to warn him - garbage in, garbage out.'

"About the vaccine, I read online that it was so Bill Gates could inject us with CHIPS!"

'This conspiracy theory nonsense MUST end. Any suggestions?'

'Care to join in some of my avoidance behaviour?'

6th Grade Do-You-Own Research Fair

"You can't believe everything the Russian bots tell you."

'Sure, but think what a crook I'd be without hypocrisy!'

People, please listen. I'm talkin 'bout the income gap. The top one percent of Americans get one third of the nation's income, over double what they got in 1980. One-third. The income for the top 0.01% is 196 times the bottom 90%. Your wages have stagnated and the super-duper rich have gotten super-duper richer! How can you possibly swallow your coffee? Because you're making me do math before noon!

Statue of Liberty

"Of course I'm making things worse. Do you think I'd work for what you're paying me if I knew how to make things better?"

"When you think about it, you have to be a complete idiot not to believe aliens crashed at Roswell in 1947." "Before 1947: primitive cars, planes, and radio. After 1947: space ships, quantum computing, internet." "Let me try... Before 1947: no bikinis. After 1947: bikinis." "No, wait... The bikini was 1946. That throws this whole theory into question." "We really should have our own science show."

Armstrong, an unmarked truck just delivered a pallet of mystery meat. Turkey. It doesn't look like turkey. It looks more like some sort of dehydrated pigeon. What's it matter? If we slap it in a sandwich, smother it in "gravy," and label it "turkey," customers won't know the difference. Wait, did you just think quotes around the word gravy? "no."

Chicken standing on a platform on a stage with three horns in front of it and wearing a top hat; a sign on the side of the platform reads "National Endowment for the Arts - Seal of Approval."

This Virtual Campaign Is Even Less Exciting Than the Usual Virtual Campaign

'Thank you but I'm a bit sensitive to ethnic food.'

In a career limiting move, Reginald decided to give Albert's latest theory some frank and fearless feedback.

"Look, Earl. . . It's a young person Republican! They do exist!"

Obama, the Enigma?

"We thought we could put in the details later."

"Recent studies now show that people who use the aphorism ‘whatever doesn’t kill you makes you stronger’ have compromised immune systems."

If Animals Were Racist...

"The candidates this year are really honest."

"I don't do cover ups!"

Psychiatric Centre/Vaccination Centre

"I think they're beginning to suspect our science is fraudulent."

"It's all a big distraction from the other distraction attempting to distract us from last week's b*****t thing!"

'Don't believe everything you hear about global cooling, it's just a theory.'

'Mayonnaise is immoral.'

Fiscal Cliff Dwellers.

"I hope it misses us!"

I heard it disappears if you suck on a rabbit's foot. I heard the virus came from aliens. I heard it's no worse than jock itch. Heard immunity.