Science Debunker Gifts

The Genius of Science-Denial

"Do you think the flat earth society has members round the globe?"

Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

"Stinkin' fake news!"

'I tried to warn him - garbage in, garbage out.'

'This conspiracy theory nonsense MUST end. Any suggestions?'

"About the vaccine, I read online that it was so Bill Gates could inject us with CHIPS!"

6th Grade Do-You-Own Research Fair

Rumours Online

"You can't believe everything the Russian bots tell you."

"I wouldn't take the name 'dog strangling vine' literally."

People, please listen. I'm talkin 'bout the income gap. The top one percent of Americans get one third of the nation's income, over double what they got in 1980. One-third. The income for the top 0.01% is 196 times the bottom 90%. Your wages have stagnated and the super-duper rich have gotten super-duper richer! How can you possibly swallow your coffee? Because you're making me do math before noon!

"I don't care what you read on your Facebook feed, the Covid vaccine will not turn you into a zombie flesh eaters."

Thwarting the Boys from Brazil

Obama, the Enigma?

"When you think about it, you have to be a complete idiot not to believe aliens crashed at Roswell in 1947." "Before 1947: primitive cars, planes, and radio. After 1947: space ships, quantum computing, internet." "Let me try... Before 1947: no bikinis. After 1947: bikinis." "No, wait... The bikini was 1946. That throws this whole theory into question." "We really should have our own science show."

In a career limiting move, Reginald decided to give Albert's latest theory some frank and fearless feedback.

"I don't do cover ups!"

Superstition City

"I think they're beginning to suspect our science is fraudulent."

"It's all a big distraction from the other distraction attempting to distract us from last week's b*****t thing!"

Psychiatric Centre/Vaccination Centre

Say What! Mark Meadows

I heard it disappears if you suck on a rabbit's foot. I heard the virus came from aliens. I heard it's no worse than jock itch. Heard immunity.

'Don't believe everything you hear about global cooling, it's just a theory.'

"Recent studies now show that people who use the aphorism ‘whatever doesn’t kill you makes you stronger’ have compromised immune systems."

'Never, Ever...believe everything you read.'

Weapens of Mass Redaction

RFK Jr Anti-Vax

Anti-Vaxxers

"They harvest our noses then liquify them and drink the juice. They believe it gives them special powers called 'antioxidants'."

"Hold on a tick! I didn't consent to this. . . Did you consent to this?"

"Which variant of the hoax do you think we contracted?"

"No more fake news, alternative facts, or conspiracy theories. If elected, I promise to go back to old-fashioned lying!"

"Have you considered donating your body to science fiction?"