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The Unreachable Toilet Roll

'Why didn't he take 8 days and finish the job properly?'

"I don't care what you thought you saw,l there are no such things as people"

"Of course I'm making things worse. Do you think I'd work for what you're paying me if I knew how to make things better?"

"At least you have taste when it comes to your computer's wallpaper."

Twenty Blades Razor

"For decades we lemmings have been jumping off cliffs. Dude, it's time to evolve!"

Early design for the Two-Man Kayak.

Man at council planning offices can't get through door due to position of steps.

"We thought we could put in the details later."

"In science class, we learned that a solar eclipse is not due to a rolling blackout."

"Do I still believe in Santa Claus? I don't even believe in Congress."

VARIOUS ITEMS OF LABELLED KITCHENWARE.

"We went with an open floor plan because it can really facilitate a shared sense of hysteria."

'Of course I've done something about Lady Godiva -- I had security cameras installed all over town!'

Setbacks in the development of the rubber mallet.

"Say, Buddy. . . do you pick-ups as well?"

Tall stories

"Huh, I've spent weeks trying to figure this out, and all I had to do was push that little button. She's on now though boy! Look at her go!"

'There are those who say that in America the streets are paved with excrement.'

Do you realise the gravity of this situation?

"Make it flimsier and even more infuriating."

'I did create man in my image, but man evolved.'

"What's the furthest away, America or the moon..?"CartoonStock Upload

'Is it true the building's sinking?'

Kid about report card: 'I had technical problems.'

'As usual, tech support is busy.'

Armchair Critics.

"I told you we should have gotten the ‘up’ stairs."

"I don't believe you're a minimalist I think you're just mean."

'Yes - He's armed.'

'...You've got no game.'

"You know humans eat eight of us in their sleep every year."

"So what if he goes crazy now and then. Cats also have nine minds."