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The Unreachable Toilet Roll

'Why didn't he take 8 days and finish the job properly?'

"I don't care what you thought you saw,l there are no such things as people"

"Of course I'm making things worse. Do you think I'd work for what you're paying me if I knew how to make things better?"

Twenty Blades Razor

Early design for the Two-Man Kayak.

"For decades we lemmings have been jumping off cliffs. Dude, it's time to evolve!"

"At least you have taste when it comes to your computer's wallpaper."

Man at council planning offices can't get through door due to position of steps.

"We thought we could put in the details later."

"In science class, we learned that a solar eclipse is not due to a rolling blackout."

"We went with an open floor plan because it can really facilitate a shared sense of hysteria."

"Do I still believe in Santa Claus? I don't even believe in Congress."

'Of course I've done something about Lady Godiva -- I had security cameras installed all over town!'

VARIOUS ITEMS OF LABELLED KITCHENWARE.

Tall stories

"Huh, I've spent weeks trying to figure this out, and all I had to do was push that little button. She's on now though boy! Look at her go!"

Setbacks in the development of the rubber mallet.

"Say, Buddy. . . do you pick-ups as well?"

'There are those who say that in America the streets are paved with excrement.'

'I did create man in my image, but man evolved.'

Do you realise the gravity of this situation?

"What's the furthest away, America or the moon..?"CartoonStock Upload

"Make it flimsier and even more infuriating."

Framing. Folks, how about leaving two inches between the picture and frame? More! No, less! the border is a very controversial subject.

'Is it true the building's sinking?'

"I told you we should have gotten the ‘up’ stairs."

Kid about report card: 'I had technical problems.'

"I don't believe you're a minimalist I think you're just mean."

'As usual, tech support is busy.'

Armchair Critics.

'Yes - He's armed.'

'...You've got no game.'

George Washington couldn't tell a lie, but he figured obfuscation and deflection were worth a try.

"You know humans eat eight of us in their sleep every year."