Flaw Forgiver Pillows

"Normally that's a deal breaker... but he's soooooo cute."

boy plugging leak in a barrel with his finger

"I hoped you'd change your hobby when you became a father"

"Dad! The bathroom pipes are clogged up!"

'Workmate' bench helping DIY man "Left a bit"

"Pray only for peace, love, strength and forgiveness. Never, ever spam the Lord."

"She can forgive Nixon, but she can't forgive me."

'It's true that my wife does forgive and forget - the trouble is that she never forgets what she's forgiven...'

'As a kid I was always taking things apart...so, anyway, that's when my parents stopped getting me pets.'

'He may not be accurate but he's resourceful'

"I forgive you, Bumpty."

System failure - calling for sysadmin...

Pastor to couple: 'It is more blessed to forgive than to receive.'

"Larry does all his own stunts."

"I've been trying to apply that 'forgive and forget' principle..."

The Confessional: a bored priest listens to a confession.

Development of disgusting new flaws. Loving acceptance of your flaws.

Scientists Discover the Gene for Heterosexuality in Men

Cyber disease.

'No, I haven't taken up jogging...A velociprator was after me!'

"We will indeed be facing numerous enraged customers."

"My garage door opens whenever I change television channels."

'You forgave her for that last week. When you forgive and forget you're not allowed to forget you forgave.'

'He was a darn fine mechanic.'

'The problem's too simple - call someone else'

Expert examining painting: "Ladies and gentlemen, I'm afraid it's a fake."

'Is the drain still clogged, Henry?'

"Baldo, you've been at that all day! I thought you said you can fix this thing 15 minutes!"

Mr. Briggs' Pleasures of Housekeeping, part 4

Fixing the light

'The spare's flat too, honey. Toss me that fruitcake.'

He'd get to the broken porch just after he fixed the broken axle, the broken stall and his broken dreams.