Flaw Forgiver Pillows

"Normally that's a deal breaker... but he's soooooo cute."

boy plugging leak in a barrel with his finger

"I hoped you'd change your hobby when you became a father"

"Dad! The bathroom pipes are clogged up!"

'Workmate' bench helping DIY man "Left a bit"

"Pray only for peace, love, strength and forgiveness. Never, ever spam the Lord."

"She can forgive Nixon, but she can't forgive me."

Forgot your locker combination? Let Sammy the weasel pick it open for you!

'It's true that my wife does forgive and forget - the trouble is that she never forgets what she's forgiven...'

'He may not be accurate but he's resourceful'

'As a kid I was always taking things apart...so, anyway, that's when my parents stopped getting me pets.'

"Larry does all his own stunts."

Pastor to couple: 'It is more blessed to forgive than to receive.'

"I forgive you, Bumpty."

System failure - calling for sysadmin...

"I've been trying to apply that 'forgive and forget' principle..."

The Confessional: a bored priest listens to a confession.

Development of disgusting new flaws. Loving acceptance of your flaws.

Scientists Discover the Gene for Heterosexuality in Men

Cyber disease.

'No, I haven't taken up jogging...A velociprator was after me!'

"Yes, I know how to fix it! I watched a 12 year-old do it on a YouTube video."

"My garage door opens whenever I change television channels."

"We will indeed be facing numerous enraged customers."

Closed. He was unable to complete the elevator repair today -- Further steps will need to be taken.

'I don't believe it! He's gone crawling back to her.'

'You forgave her for that last week. When you forgive and forget you're not allowed to forget you forgave.'

'He was a darn fine mechanic.'

'Is the drain still clogged, Henry?'

'The problem's too simple - call someone else'

Expert examining painting: "Ladies and gentlemen, I'm afraid it's a fake."

Mr. Briggs' Pleasures of Housekeeping, part 4

"Baldo, you've been at that all day! I thought you said you can fix this thing 15 minutes!"

He'd get to the broken porch just after he fixed the broken axle, the broken stall and his broken dreams.

Holes in pots, cigars and the road.