Drinking Debunker Pillows

'My first drink since my accident.'

"Do you think the flat earth society has members round the globe?"

Recipes from The Lying Gourmet

'I tried to warn him - garbage in, garbage out.'

'Sure, but think what a crook I'd be without hypocrisy!'

Statue of Liberty

'Thank you but I'm a bit sensitive to ethnic food.'

Chicken standing on a platform on a stage with three horns in front of it and wearing a top hat; a sign on the side of the platform reads "National Endowment for the Arts - Seal of Approval."

"Look, Earl. . . It's a young person Republican! They do exist!"

Fiscal Cliff Dwellers.

'Mayonnaise is immoral.'

"I hope it misses us!"

If Animals Were Racist...

'I managed to crack a smile during the first 15-minures but the last 45-minutres were a bust!

"Recent studies now show that people who use the aphorism ‘whatever doesn’t kill you makes you stronger’ have compromised immune systems."

"The candidates this year are really honest."

'Ever since I had a disease named after me, people seem to keep their distance.'

"Your compulsive talk about crazy diets, get rich schemes, and mail order drugs -- your pacemaker's been hacked and you're spamming."

"E-cigarette or non e-cigarette section."

"Uh, well, I can't pay today, but my Surety, Joe Q. Public's Great-Great-Great Grandson will stand good for me..."

'They're having a ball up there.'

"I swear, Eddie, you ought to be on with Bill Moyers."

Non-Controversial Textbooks: "In this one, references to everything have been deleted."

Weight Loss Clinic: 100% guaranteed.

Republican campaign tosses out the truth.

"What to wear today?"

Trump Campaign Funding

"Fortunately treatment will be relatively inexpensive since you have the generic form of the disease!"

A woman stops at a building directory sign for Centers for Diseases.

"A knowledgeable choice...A sophisticated blend of fine liqueurs..." "Girly drink."

Covid Juggling