Drinking Debunker Pillows

'My first drink since my accident.'

"Stinkin' fake news!"

"Do you think the flat earth society has members round the globe?"

Recipes from The Lying Gourmet

'I tried to warn him - garbage in, garbage out.'

'Sure, but think what a crook I'd be without hypocrisy!'

Statue of Liberty

People, please listen. I'm talkin 'bout the income gap. The top one percent of Americans get one third of the nation's income, over double what they got in 1980. One-third. The income for the top 0.01% is 196 times the bottom 90%. Your wages have stagnated and the super-duper rich have gotten super-duper richer! How can you possibly swallow your coffee? Because you're making me do math before noon!

'Thank you but I'm a bit sensitive to ethnic food.'

This Virtual Campaign Is Even Less Exciting Than the Usual Virtual Campaign

"Look, Earl. . . It's a young person Republican! They do exist!"

Chicken standing on a platform on a stage with three horns in front of it and wearing a top hat; a sign on the side of the platform reads "National Endowment for the Arts - Seal of Approval."

Fiscal Cliff Dwellers.

If Animals Were Racist...

'Mayonnaise is immoral.'

'I managed to crack a smile during the first 15-minures but the last 45-minutres were a bust!

"Recent studies now show that people who use the aphorism ‘whatever doesn’t kill you makes you stronger’ have compromised immune systems."

"The candidates this year are really honest."

'Ever since I had a disease named after me, people seem to keep their distance.'

"I hope it misses us!"

Republican campaign tosses out the truth.

'They're having a ball up there.'

"Your compulsive talk about crazy diets, get rich schemes, and mail order drugs -- your pacemaker's been hacked and you're spamming."

Weight Loss Clinic: 100% guaranteed.

Non-Controversial Textbooks: "In this one, references to everything have been deleted."

"Uh, well, I can't pay today, but my Surety, Joe Q. Public's Great-Great-Great Grandson will stand good for me..."

"I swear, Eddie, you ought to be on with Bill Moyers."

"E-cigarette or non e-cigarette section."

Wimp and Wimpier: The Democratic Field for 2020

Trump Campaign Funding

"What to wear today?"

"Fortunately treatment will be relatively inexpensive since you have the generic form of the disease!"

A woman stops at a building directory sign for Centers for Diseases.

We never went to the moon. The Youtube evidence is conclusive. Not the Van Allen thing again." "Van Allen." It is absolutely impossible for human beings to traverse the Van Allen radiation belt. Explain how the Apollo astronauts passed through that radiation belt without either dying or hulking out. They were exposed to a cat-scan's worth of radiation. It was supposed to be a rhetorical question.

Covid Juggling