Drink Debaters Pillows

'Did you ever realize that we're really drinking coffee out of large sippy cups?'

Changing Minds

"Must everything with you be a landmark decision?"

"You know why they make these straws so big? It's a scam to make you drink fast so you can finish quicker and order more."

'I'm terribly worried, Doctor - he doesn't talk back to Bill O'Reilly any more.'

'Do I believe in evolution? - Well, I suppose we should get it over with.'

Verbal Orders

"You might want to save that for your blog."

Abortion Rights Are Doomed Now and It's Largely the Democrats' Fault

'You're cute when you blow your cool.'

"Are we pessimists and our stomachs are half empty or optimists and our stomachs are half full?"

'My first drink since my accident.'

I will not chew gum in class, even sugarless....

"Let's go bowling and keep on bowling until the people who regulate bowling say it isn't bowling any more!"

'I managed to crack a smile during the first 15-minures but the last 45-minutres were a bust!

"Good news - You can get wine in pints now! Bad news - It's British wine."

Liberals' Wishful Thinking about Joe Biden

'Don't I even get to enter a plea?'

Wisconsin's War on Unions!

Mind Narrows road sign.

"Are you sure this is in your job description?"

Members of the legal fraternity at their favourite Chinese restaurant: So Su Me.

The controversy of ROW VS WAIT: 'Row, to find fish!'

Mud Slinging

"First the porridge is too hot, then too cold... you're getting a lousy tip."

"I swear, Eddie, you ought to be on with Bill Moyers."

"Forget the Gin Sling, I'll have a whisky and soda."

A headmaster in the stocks covered in rotten eggs.

"I hear alcohol slows reactions..."

Going Shopping Together.

'If kids have to be raised properly, does that hurt?'

'No Billy! I am not ready to see you yet!'

'Billy, I'm not going to argue the semantics of biting. Whether or not you penetrated skin, I'm calling your mother.'

'Do you mind leaving a tip before I wait on you so I can determine my service level for this table?'

Just Because You Have Free Speech Doesn't Mean You Should Speak Freely