Drinks Debater Pillows

'I managed to crack a smile during the first 15-minures but the last 45-minutres were a bust!

"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."

"O.K., O.K., people - we're not workshopping these, they're already set in stone."

Dialogue

Difference of Opinion

'Think how all that chatting is affecting global warming.'

"Now that's a win."

"Strawman argument terrorises conversation... News at eleven."

'May future generations forgive you for eating that sausage...'

"Must everything with you be a landmark decision?"

"Mainstream? Who's to say what's mainstream?"

"You know why they make these straws so big? It's a scam to make you drink fast so you can finish quicker and order more."

"Ever notice how grateful people are when you present them with facts contrary to their beliefs?"

'I'm terribly worried, Doctor - he doesn't talk back to Bill O'Reilly any more.'

The Church of DanaeDanaeism: 'And let such sacrilege go uncontested? Never! I demand equal time for alternate explanations of things.'

"On the contrary, Bosworth, it's YOU who has lost all perspective."

'I'm now going to open the floor to questions.'

'Do I believe in evolution? - Well, I suppose we should get it over with.'

Like Minded

And now, for a rebuttal.

'You're cute when you blow your cool.'

The last word.

Global warming debate.

Approved Debate Questions

'My opponent hates cats.'

Debate Club Note

Antibiotics versus probiotics: A battle of wills.

Hot air ballon, but with the ballon replaced by a thought bubble.