Pub Debaters Pillows

'You know, I can never tell from their conversations whether the members are Labour or Conservative.'

'Think how all that chatting is affecting global warming.'

Gun laws US

"How come you always take Amnesty International's side?"

'I'm terribly worried, Doctor - he doesn't talk back to Bill O'Reilly any more.'

'Do I believe in evolution? - Well, I suppose we should get it over with.'

Pie chart of pub conversations

Minister rubbishes private sector hospital initiative.

"If someone tells you they lied, they are probably telling the truth."

The euro as a monster

Assault weapons go over the cliff.

Trump promises versus reality.

Caution Bullet Ahead

"No taxation without representation!"

Death chatting in a pub - "The scythe?...Oh that went years ago. I've got a brand new combine harvester in the car park!"

'A packet o' crisps, and have one for yersel'.'

'My first drink since my accident.'

'You drink like a fish.'

"It was a typical 'His lawyer said/Her lawyer said' situation."

'I managed to crack a smile during the first 15-minures but the last 45-minutres were a bust!

"Let's go bowling and keep on bowling until the people who regulate bowling say it isn't bowling any more!"

Trump's Justice Beats Lady Liberty

"My Mr. Right turned out to be Mr. Far Right."

"Mister, I don't know if the glass is half full or half empty. It's 12 dollars."

"Let's just agree to disagree." "I suggested that first!"

"We need to start seeing other news sources."

'Everytime the lawyers tell their old jokes they end up arguing over copyright infringement.'

Wisconsin's War on Unions!

"Want to come over Sunday, watch the game, and help me start dreading Monday?"

'The rich should be rewarded for being rich, and NOT pay taxes! Zero taxes!!

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