Pub Debaters Pillows

'You know, I can never tell from their conversations whether the members are Labour or Conservative.'

'Think how all that chatting is affecting global warming.'

Gun laws US

"How come you always take Amnesty International's side?"

'I'm terribly worried, Doctor - he doesn't talk back to Bill O'Reilly any more.'

'Do I believe in evolution? - Well, I suppose we should get it over with.'

Reagacentennial

Minister rubbishes private sector hospital initiative.

Pie chart of pub conversations

Assault weapons go over the cliff.

"If someone tells you they lied, they are probably telling the truth."

John McCain, pre-RIP

Trump promises versus reality.

Caution Bullet Ahead

The euro as a monster

Abortion Rights Are Doomed Now and It's Largely the Democrats' Fault

"No taxation without representation!"

Death chatting in a pub - "The scythe?...Oh that went years ago. I've got a brand new combine harvester in the car park!"

"Mister, I don't know if the glass is half full or half empty. It's 12 dollars."

"It was a typical 'His lawyer said/Her lawyer said' situation."

"My Mr. Right turned out to be Mr. Far Right."

"Let's go bowling and keep on bowling until the people who regulate bowling say it isn't bowling any more!"

'A packet o' crisps, and have one for yersel'.'

Trump's Justice Beats Lady Liberty

Liberals' Wishful Thinking about Joe Biden

'My first drink since my accident.'

'I managed to crack a smile during the first 15-minures but the last 45-minutres were a bust!

Lies Begin at Political Conception

'You drink like a fish.'

"Let's just agree to disagree." "I suggested that first!"

"We need to start seeing other news sources."

'Everytime the lawyers tell their old jokes they end up arguing over copyright infringement.'

Wisconsin's War on Unions!

"Want to come over Sunday, watch the game, and help me start dreading Monday?"

The democrat and the people.