Drink Debaters Prints

'Did you ever realize that we're really drinking coffee out of large sippy cups?'

Changing Minds

"Must everything with you be a landmark decision?"

"You know why they make these straws so big? It's a scam to make you drink fast so you can finish quicker and order more."

'I'm terribly worried, Doctor - he doesn't talk back to Bill O'Reilly any more.'

"You might want to save that for your blog."

'Do I believe in evolution? - Well, I suppose we should get it over with.'

Verbal Orders

'You're cute when you blow your cool.'

"Are we pessimists and our stomachs are half empty or optimists and our stomachs are half full?"

"Good news - You can get wine in pints now! Bad news - It's British wine."

'My first drink since my accident.'

"Let's go bowling and keep on bowling until the people who regulate bowling say it isn't bowling any more!"

I will not chew gum in class, even sugarless....

'I managed to crack a smile during the first 15-minures but the last 45-minutres were a bust!

'Don't I even get to enter a plea?'

Wisconsin's War on Unions!

Members of the legal fraternity at their favourite Chinese restaurant: So Su Me.

Mud Slinging

"Are you sure this is in your job description?"

"Forget the Gin Sling, I'll have a whisky and soda."

The controversy of ROW VS WAIT: 'Row, to find fish!'

Mind Narrows road sign.

"First the porridge is too hot, then too cold... you're getting a lousy tip."

"I swear, Eddie, you ought to be on with Bill Moyers."

A headmaster in the stocks covered in rotten eggs.

'No Billy! I am not ready to see you yet!'

"I hear alcohol slows reactions..."

'If kids have to be raised properly, does that hurt?'

Going Shopping Together.

'Billy, I'm not going to argue the semantics of biting. Whether or not you penetrated skin, I'm calling your mother.'

'Do you mind leaving a tip before I wait on you so I can determine my service level for this table?'

"In my day, if you colluded with anyone, Dad went for his belt."

'If just one of you pantywaists had the balls to carry a gun the tragic murder of Baby New Year could have be prevented!'