Drinking Debunker T-Shirts

'My first drink since my accident.'

"Do you think the flat earth society has members round the globe?"

Recipes from The Lying Gourmet

'I tried to warn him - garbage in, garbage out.'

'Sure, but think what a crook I'd be without hypocrisy!'

Statue of Liberty

'Thank you but I'm a bit sensitive to ethnic food.'

Chicken standing on a platform on a stage with three horns in front of it and wearing a top hat; a sign on the side of the platform reads "National Endowment for the Arts - Seal of Approval."

"Look, Earl. . . It's a young person Republican! They do exist!"

Fiscal Cliff Dwellers.

'Mayonnaise is immoral.'

"I hope it misses us!"

If Animals Were Racist...

'I managed to crack a smile during the first 15-minures but the last 45-minutres were a bust!

"Recent studies now show that people who use the aphorism ‘whatever doesn’t kill you makes you stronger’ have compromised immune systems."

"The candidates this year are really honest."

'Ever since I had a disease named after me, people seem to keep their distance.'

"Your compulsive talk about crazy diets, get rich schemes, and mail order drugs -- your pacemaker's been hacked and you're spamming."

"E-cigarette or non e-cigarette section."

"Uh, well, I can't pay today, but my Surety, Joe Q. Public's Great-Great-Great Grandson will stand good for me..."

'They're having a ball up there.'

"I swear, Eddie, you ought to be on with Bill Moyers."

Non-Controversial Textbooks: "In this one, references to everything have been deleted."

Weight Loss Clinic: 100% guaranteed.

Republican campaign tosses out the truth.

"What to wear today?"

Trump Campaign Funding

"Fortunately treatment will be relatively inexpensive since you have the generic form of the disease!"

A woman stops at a building directory sign for Centers for Diseases.

"A knowledgeable choice...A sophisticated blend of fine liqueurs..." "Girly drink."

Covid Juggling