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Clancy: Willpower

'Think how all that chatting is affecting global warming.'

Changing Minds

'I'm terribly worried, Doctor - he doesn't talk back to Bill O'Reilly any more.'

"You might want to save that for your blog."

'Do I believe in evolution? - Well, I suppose we should get it over with.'

Why do they prefer a pitcher to a belly itcher? Everyone loves a belly itcher!

Abortion Rights Are Doomed Now and It's Largely the Democrats' Fault

"Are we pessimists and our stomachs are half empty or optimists and our stomachs are half full?"

"Good news - You can get wine in pints now! Bad news - It's British wine."

'I managed to crack a smile during the first 15-minures but the last 45-minutres were a bust!

"Let's go bowling and keep on bowling until the people who regulate bowling say it isn't bowling any more!"

Liberals' Wishful Thinking about Joe Biden

Wisconsin's War on Unions!

Mud Slinging

"Why is it that yours are 'Aha!' moments, but mine are always 'No duh?'"

The controversy of ROW VS WAIT: 'Row, to find fish!'

"Forget the Gin Sling, I'll have a whisky and soda."

"Are you sure this is in your job description?"

"I swear, Eddie, you ought to be on with Bill Moyers."

Mind Narrows road sign.

Going Shopping Together.

"I hear alcohol slows reactions..."

"I disagree. I think we're ninety percent breeding and ten percent grooming."

'Did you ever realize that we're really drinking coffee out of large sippy cups?'

'That was a long winded conversation...I thought he'd never stop listening.'

'Billy, I'm not going to argue the semantics of biting. Whether or not you penetrated skin, I'm calling your mother.'

"In my day, if you colluded with anyone, Dad went for his belt."

'If just one of you pantywaists had the balls to carry a gun the tragic murder of Baby New Year could have be prevented!'

"Surely I'm allowed an opinion!"

Here's How Passing Trumpcare In the Dead of Night Will Work for the Republicans

"I think we should leave Europe then retake it by force."

'I don't get it. How can you say Leno is better than Letterman?'

Just Because You Have Free Speech Doesn't Mean You Should Speak Freely

Emergency Healthcare.