Pub Debater T-Shirts

'Do I believe in evolution? - Well, I suppose we should get it over with.'

'Think how all that chatting is affecting global warming.'

Gun laws US

"How come you always take Amnesty International's side?"

'I'm terribly worried, Doctor - he doesn't talk back to Bill O'Reilly any more.'

A planet like ours - pub quiz dolphin

Reagacentennial

Minister rubbishes private sector hospital initiative.

Assault weapons go over the cliff.

"If someone tells you they lied, they are probably telling the truth."

John McCain, pre-RIP

Trump promises versus reality.

Caution Bullet Ahead

The euro as a monster

"When I was a teenager 'Saturday Night Live' had Mike Myers, Chris Farley, Phil Hartman..."

"No taxation without representation!"

Death chatting in a pub - "The scythe?...Oh that went years ago. I've got a brand new combine harvester in the car park!"

"I still think it's a shame they didn't run Bernie. We've never had a POTUS like him. We've had cool presidents, awkward presidents, dignified presidents, goofy presidents... But we've never had a curmudgeonly president."

'You drink like a fish.'

Lies Begin at Political Conception

'My first drink since my accident.'

Trump's Justice Beats Lady Liberty

"It was a typical 'His lawyer said/Her lawyer said' situation."

"Let's go bowling and keep on bowling until the people who regulate bowling say it isn't bowling any more!"

'I managed to crack a smile during the first 15-minures but the last 45-minutres were a bust!

'A packet o' crisps, and have one for yersel'.'

"My Mr. Right turned out to be Mr. Far Right."

'Everytime the lawyers tell their old jokes they end up arguing over copyright infringement.'

"We need to start seeing other news sources."

"Want to come over Sunday, watch the game, and help me start dreading Monday?"

'Shame on you! Stop torturing the poor Palestinians, you nazi-like, baby killing war monger!'

Connect the Dots

'The rich should be rewarded for being rich, and NOT pay taxes! Zero taxes!!

The democrat and the people.

"We're a bit polarized here, I'm afraid. Ingrid wants to invade Haiti, I don't."