Deodorant Enthusiasts Pillows

Strong spray deodorant rips a mans arm off, whilst advising "Don't damage ozone layer"

Men find this shampoo irresistible. It's called 'Gee, Your Hair Smells Like A New Car'.

"But everyone else gets to market their own personal scent!"

'WOW! This ladies' nav app is fantastic!'

'We have a P-O-P display for our new perfume. Can we move the beef jerky down a smidge?'

'This scent goes well with a diamond necklace.'

When placed in the hands of the right person on a long vacation, even egg salad could be a deadly weapon.

Bull charging a fisherman

"I asked for a bottle of something that would make men drool over me. This is bourbon."

'Got anything with a little less musk?'

'He's so hip he even used rock 'n roll-on deodorant.'

Jane Krakowski

"By the way, thanks for the cologne!"

'He's not getting lucky tonight. He smells too good.'

Overpowering perfume

'Maybe the stuff stinks.'

"Of course it's not a mirage - mirages don't wear Chanel No 5."

"It's a wheeble or some such thing, but still no sign of a deoderant."

'I don't know why, but our new natural perfume line just isn't selling.'

"Does she like to smell strange?"

'Do you have anything that reeks of power?'

"Actually - he's rather your 'Me, Jane ' sort of boy!"

'I love your perfume, what is it?' -'Exhumed!'

"Since when did they start putting perfume in aerosol cans?"

'Do you like my new fragrance - It's called 'Surrender'.'

Online articles are fine, but I miss being annoyed by the fragrance sample cards in print magazines.

"To compensate for the immediate depreciation of your new car, you get a year's supply of new car smell aerosol spray."

"My wife wants a perfume that'll make her irresistable. What have you got that smells like bourbon and cigars?"

"And what few emissions it has are scented with an intoxicating blend of verbena, bergamot and lilac."

'Have you got something that says, 'I've got a headache?''

'Eww! Gross! You smell really good. Have you been in the rose garden again?'

"The only thing I regret about the past is smelling patchouli!"

'They play five innings or until six parents fall asleep, whichever comes first.'

'Do you have a perfume that will make me smell thinner?'

"I don't understand, the advert said that that aftershave would have women falling over me!"