Deodorant Enthusiasts Pillows

Strong spray deodorant rips a mans arm off, whilst advising "Don't damage ozone layer"

Men find this shampoo irresistible. It's called 'Gee, Your Hair Smells Like A New Car'.

"But everyone else gets to market their own personal scent!"

'WOW! This ladies' nav app is fantastic!'

'We have a P-O-P display for our new perfume. Can we move the beef jerky down a smidge?'

When placed in the hands of the right person on a long vacation, even egg salad could be a deadly weapon.

'This scent goes well with a diamond necklace.'

Bull charging a fisherman

'He's not getting lucky tonight. He smells too good.'

"By the way, thanks for the cologne!"

'He's so hip he even used rock 'n roll-on deodorant.'

'Got anything with a little less musk?'

Jane Krakowski

Overpowering perfume

'Maybe the stuff stinks.'

'I don't know why, but our new natural perfume line just isn't selling.'

'Do you have anything that reeks of power?'

"Does she like to smell strange?"

"Actually - he's rather your 'Me, Jane ' sort of boy!"

'I love your perfume, what is it?' -'Exhumed!'

'Do you like my new fragrance - It's called 'Surrender'.'

"To compensate for the immediate depreciation of your new car, you get a year's supply of new car smell aerosol spray."

"And what few emissions it has are scented with an intoxicating blend of verbena, bergamot and lilac."

'Have you got something that says, 'I've got a headache?''

'Do you have a perfume that will make me smell thinner?'

"I'm wearing new cologne. I hope Smiley is able to control herself around me today."

"The only thing I regret about the past is smelling patchouli!"

'This cod piece tastes a little bit musky.'

"I don't understand, the advert said that that aftershave would have women falling over me!"