Disinfection Devotee Pillows

Opportunities in Coronatimes

"Ya know, 'DUH' can be a very hurtful word."

'Dr.Sall Thompson got so excited over the new spring design she took a quantum leap!'

"Bonk!"

Coronavirus: Consequences for the economy!

Bubble Gum Dispenser

"I'd call that 'A victory for science.'

"I told you not to polish the car too much."

"Yes, they come out white than white, but when they went in they were blue."

"An object of love that you can get inside, totally inside."

'What a control freak!'

"We've done it! We've done it! We've discovered a detergent that takes the chore out of washing and makes all other detergents seem old-fashioned by comparison!"

"But you both can't be the 'father' of Ammonium Pentoxide Phosphate."

"Man does not live by chips alone. There's also guacamole."

"It's only insomnia if there's nothing good on."

"And if you look to the right you'll see what happens if you disrupt my class."

"I try to get a head start on them."

'You know, sometimes I find it pretty hard to imagine these will be the ‘good old days.''

'I wish we could find a quick and easy way to remove blood stains...'

"In a nutshell Mr. Beesley, you have hypochondria."

Man to lady: 'Prisons are overcrowded, so we're seeing more sentences of timeout instead.'

"Then write it up for The Journal of Surprising Discoveries."

Ward Cleaning.

'And once we wipe out the disease, where does that leave us?'

'The new matron has contracted MRSA.'

'Boys will be boys, but principals will also be principals!'

"Do you have anywhere our friends won't have discovered?"

"Once more into the bleach dear friends."

'You can't just get up and leave without permission.'

A drawing illustrating 'bare-below-elbow' policy.

"I realize you like a clean floor, but I think one robotic vacuum should be enough."