Diagnosis Devotee Pillows

"In a nutshell Mr. Beesley, you have hypochondria."

"Ya know, 'DUH' can be a very hurtful word."

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

'Dr.Sall Thompson got so excited over the new spring design she took a quantum leap!'

"Are all Brits bisexual, or just the ones who publish their diaries?"

Wordplay: Gastropod.

Venn Diagram: DIamonds

Ninedency: A budding tendency

"But I see you're having difficulty following my argument."

Thomas Hardy

Man sees door to Thesaurus company that has sign posted: 'Absent Ingesting Comestibles'.

'It's the first animal in their dictionary, Inter-Planetary Publishing Protocol is to always list the most intelligent lifeform first...'

John Venn Speaks...' Just don't include me in an of those diagrams, if you don't mind.'

The following wildlife film is sponsored in part by a grant from...Mother Nature Foundation.

"Dear Diary: Today I ate, groomed, napped. Ate, groomed, napped. Ate, groomed, napped ... HAIRBALL!!"

"Bonk!"

"Did you read my review on Amazon? Four out of four people found it helpful."

"I think I'll keep a diary..."

"I'd call that 'A victory for science.'

"Spoiler alert...Z."

"I told you not to polish the car too much."

The Blob's Blog.

'Come on, you're telling me that you don't watch the Discovery Channel.'

"Dear Diary: Today I picked a peck of pickled peppers."

Two Daleks fighting

'First date with a logician - These venn Diagrams will save us a lot of time. We'll see where you fit in, where I fit in, and if any of it overlaps'

"Audacity, noun. Unrestrained impudence. Impudence... Impudence... Impudent, adjective. Marked by impertinent disrespect. Impertinent... Impertinent..."

Thesaurus Publishing: In a Meeting, Gathering, Conference, Forum, Discussion.

'What a control freak!'

"What do you suppose Ken Burns will have to say about all this in 30 years?"