Diagnosis Devotee Pillows

"In a nutshell Mr. Beesley, you have hypochondria."

"Ya know, 'DUH' can be a very hurtful word."

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

'Dr.Sall Thompson got so excited over the new spring design she took a quantum leap!'

Venn Diagram: DIamonds

Ninedency: A budding tendency

Wordplay: Gastropod.

'Which wine goes best with 'the old man and the sea'?'

"Are all Brits bisexual, or just the ones who publish their diaries?"

"But I see you're having difficulty following my argument."

Thomas Hardy

Man sees door to Thesaurus company that has sign posted: 'Absent Ingesting Comestibles'.

'It's the first animal in their dictionary, Inter-Planetary Publishing Protocol is to always list the most intelligent lifeform first...'

John Venn Speaks...' Just don't include me in an of those diagrams, if you don't mind.'

"Bonk!"

"Dear Diary: Today I ate, groomed, napped. Ate, groomed, napped. Ate, groomed, napped ... HAIRBALL!!"

The following wildlife film is sponsored in part by a grant from...Mother Nature Foundation.

"Did you read my review on Amazon? Four out of four people found it helpful."

It's about self-control. "'No Thyself".

Turkey to human dictionary - 'Quiet!!! You don't realize what you're saying!'

"I think I'll keep a diary..."

Michael Moore creates a UK equivalent of Fahrenheit 9/11

Oog has invented the organization chart.

"I'd call that 'A victory for science.'

'Come on, you're telling me that you don't watch the Discovery Channel.'

"I told you not to polish the car too much."

"Dear diary...Well at least I'm not having to watch the Oscars."

The Blob's Blog.

"Spoiler alert...Z."

Two Daleks fighting

"Dear Diary: Today I picked a peck of pickled peppers."

'First date with a logician - These venn Diagrams will save us a lot of time. We'll see where you fit in, where I fit in, and if any of it overlaps'

Thesaurus Publishing: In a Meeting, Gathering, Conference, Forum, Discussion.

"Audacity, noun. Unrestrained impudence. Impudence... Impudence... Impudent, adjective. Marked by impertinent disrespect. Impertinent... Impertinent..."

'What a control freak!'