Debugging Devotee Pillows

"Failure is not an option. It comes bundled with the software."

The Anti-Agent

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

21st century water cooler conversations.

"Wait! Don't start the chase now: I need to stretch first!:

'Is this the new input device?'

Thomas Hardy

'well, Fred, I see you're finally embracing technology.'

Fur Baby

The following wildlife film is sponsored in part by a grant from...Mother Nature Foundation.

"I'm asking you to write your name on the board. Surely you don't need your smart phone to help you spell your name!"

"And the meaning of life is.... oh rats, the battery died."

"I told you not to polish the car too much."

"An object of love that you can get inside, totally inside."

Sailor boy

'Come on, you're telling me that you don't watch the Discovery Channel.'

Chuck didn't care what his therapist said; that is not where he left his dummy.

Artist chained to his drawing.

'As far as we can tell, the system went down because someone stepped on a crack in the sidewalk.'

"I think we could work very well together."

'Put that down your fool! It's a bone of contention.'

"What do you suppose Ken Burns will have to say about all this in 30 years?"

'I still say these shots need more action.'

'This guy is really good!'

'Yes, Dear, they are very pretty shoes!'

"Oprah is definite, Barnes and Noble is giving you front windows, and Norman Mailer has agreed to a feud."

Page from 'How to Draw' by Albrecht Durer

"Ok, don't move. I want to capture the drama and intrigue of your life."

One book... One book... One book...

"He used to be a senior fact checker at Meta — now he's just a pedant."