Distancing Devotee Pillows

Keep Your Distance!

Opportunities in Coronatimes

"I'd like a week off without any business related e-mail on my home computer."

'I said you're next, Hibblemeyer. . . Hibblemeyer!'

Thomas Hardy

Pre-Historic Gentleman's Duel

"My lessons on Enlightenment are a prerequisite to my graduate-level course on Investing in Derivatives."

"I told you not to polish the car too much."

"An object of love that you can get inside, totally inside."

Old-fashioned computer

"Oprah is definite, Barnes and Noble is giving you front windows, and Norman Mailer has agreed to a feud."

One book... One book... One book...

'Yes, Dear, they are very pretty shoes!'

"He used to be a senior fact checker at Meta — now he's just a pedant."

"It's only insomnia if there's nothing good on."

"Hey! Green eyes!"

Ohm sweet Ohm

Give Thanks.

"I like your slavish attention to detail."

'It's not bad enough that he explains everything... He even explains his explanations.'

"What? Tiny houses are all the rage."

A man working on a model airplane

"Live your life devoid of attachments."

Thriller of the Week

That's what I call attention to detail!

Peace Fighting

"One last request: move my car to the 11:30 A.M. to 1 P.M. Monday -Thursday side of the street for tomorrow."

"You're very finicky about a little decimal point."

"You've probably already guessed, ...I'm the bluebird of sloppiness."

'Thank you. It took me a long time, but I built it to scale.'

Susan unexpectedly found herself living life in the fast lane due to a road detour.

"Bravo, Paul. You've done more for the back of my head than I ever dreamed possible."