Dial Devotee Pillows

Old-fashioned computer

Ohm sweet Ohm

"I'd like a week off without any business related e-mail on my home computer."

"Are all Brits bisexual, or just the ones who publish their diaries?"

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

"Dear Diary: Today I ate, groomed, napped. Ate, groomed, napped. Ate, groomed, napped ... HAIRBALL!!"

'You know, I never have had a sabbatical....'

"I think I'll keep a diary..."

The Blob's Blog.

"Dear Diary: Today I picked a peck of pickled peppers."

Artist chained to his drawing.

"I told you not to polish the car too much."

'This guy is really good!'

"That's Eleanor. She's a fact checker."

"I haven't had smouldering, passionate sex for a while....could you put it in the diary for next week!"

Page from 'How to Draw' by Albrecht Durer

Dear Diary

"He used to be a senior fact checker at Meta — now he's just a pedant."

Two men in T-shirts, one shirt says Jesus loves me, the other Jesus loves me more.

"Dear Diary: So I texted Julie..."

"My all-time favorite rock group? That would be The Grateful Dead."

"Hey! Green eyes!"

Give Thanks.

"I like your slavish attention to detail."

'It's not bad enough that he explains everything... He even explains his explanations.'

'Now that's devotion. Two broken arms and still working.'

Dear Diary...Resolutions

Anais Nin.

"She died doing what she loved."

A man working on a model airplane

"We know it was meant to be. We illegally downloaded the exact same music!"