Band Devotee Pillows

Indie Kid.

"My all-time favorite rock group? That would be The Grateful Dead."

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

I love my Timpani

Thomas Hardy

"I guess someone got up on the wrong side of the podium today."

The following wildlife film is sponsored in part by a grant from...Mother Nature Foundation.

Young boy thinks he's spotted an old rocker.

Team Flute

'Your drug test came back positive. Welcome aboard.'

'Come on, you're telling me that you don't watch the Discovery Channel.'

"Blowing the whistle is perfect for a sports bar to let its patrons know that Happy Hour is over."

Band alternating between whiney and angry songs.

"What do you suppose Ken Burns will have to say about all this in 30 years?"

'I still say these shots need more action.'

"I just wonder if the brand name is too obvious."

'Just remember lads, when the drummer misses a beat we all miss a beat.'

"Singing makes me self-conscious."

"Ok, don't move. I want to capture the drama and intrigue of your life."

"Oprah is definite, Barnes and Noble is giving you front windows, and Norman Mailer has agreed to a feud."

"He used to be a senior fact checker at Meta — now he's just a pedant."

One book... One book... One book...

And the die is cast!

"It's only insomnia if there's nothing good on."

Shopping Torture

National Opera: Wriggletto

'I dedicate this next number to my maths, history and economics teachers at St-Bavo school...'

Give Thanks.

'06 Graduation (The March of the Penguins).