Band Devotee Gifts

Indie Kid.

"My all-time favorite rock group? That would be The Grateful Dead."

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

I love my Timpani

'Which wine goes best with 'the old man and the sea'?'

Thomas Hardy

"I guess someone got up on the wrong side of the podium today."

'Breaking Bad' Box Set Addiction.

The following wildlife film is sponsored in part by a grant from...Mother Nature Foundation.

Young boy thinks he's spotted an old rocker.

Team Flute

Michael Moore creates a UK equivalent of Fahrenheit 9/11

'Your drug test came back positive. Welcome aboard.'

'Come on, you're telling me that you don't watch the Discovery Channel.'

"Blowing the whistle is perfect for a sports bar to let its patrons know that Happy Hour is over."

"What do you suppose Ken Burns will have to say about all this in 30 years?"

Band alternating between whiney and angry songs.

'Just remember lads, when the drummer misses a beat we all miss a beat.'

"I just wonder if the brand name is too obvious."

'I still say these shots need more action.'

"I mean it this time Brian, it's either me or the jazz!"

"Singing makes me self-conscious."

One book... One book... One book...

"Ok, don't move. I want to capture the drama and intrigue of your life."

"God, I love this show!"

And the die is cast!

"Oprah is definite, Barnes and Noble is giving you front windows, and Norman Mailer has agreed to a feud."

Michael Moore

"He used to be a senior fact checker at Meta — now he's just a pedant."

How hit songs get their names

"It's only insomnia if there's nothing good on."

Shopping Torture

National Opera: Wriggletto

'I dedicate this next number to my maths, history and economics teachers at St-Bavo school...'

'A fight has broken out between Dr. Who fans and Star Trek fans. No hurry, the likelihood of anyone getting hurt is very small.'