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"We know it was meant to be. We illegally downloaded the exact same music!"

One hundred and seventeen. Lemme guess. That's the number of women who have rejected you today because you're a tech geek. You wish. It's the number of apps I've downloaded onto my iPhone! This took a bad turn. Worked out better than I'd hoped.

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

'I've decided to centralize my operations. Everything will be in my ipad.'

"I'd like a week off without any business related e-mail on my home computer."

'Which wine goes best with 'the old man and the sea'?'

'It seems to work, I couldn't afford a blackberry!'

'It finally took me thirty years, but I finally have one of every 3-D comic book ever made'

"Are all Brits bisexual, or just the ones who publish their diaries?"

"I said to myself, 'Maybe I can't change the world, but I can remodel my bathroom.' "

Thomas Hardy

Addicted to Facebook...lost internet connection.

"You've got computer-breath."

Person with eyes focused on a computer screen.

"Where are you guys going?" "We’re out of here!" "It’s October 28th!" "The new team are running late. We need you to stay until February 2025!" "But I’m tired!!" "How do we know they won’t bail on us again?"

'I installed all the floor tiles by myself. I did it all by tile and error.'

'Breaking Bad' Box Set Addiction.

Axle greaseMarine greaseElbow grease .

D.I.Y

"Dear Diary: Today I ate, groomed, napped. Ate, groomed, napped. Ate, groomed, napped ... HAIRBALL!!"

STRIP Hambone: Businessman in hospital with his computer

The following wildlife film is sponsored in part by a grant from...Mother Nature Foundation.

"I'll never forget you."

"I think I'll keep a diary..."

"I'll be glad when this is over and Sarah can be herself again."

Like father like son.

Michael Moore creates a UK equivalent of Fahrenheit 9/11

'Frank is into D.I.Y...'Destroy It Yourself'!'

'I think this is deep enough for the foundations!'

"Why would I want to see anything that far away from my phone?"

You're right, it's the house next door that gets the new window.

"Its's a beautiful day. Why don't you play outside?"

'Your proposal sounds interesting. Can you send me a written proposal? I cannot reread a phone call.'

'Hanging around the house, Fred, just in case.'