Discount Devotee Gifts

Haircuts 20% off.

"I'm a bargain hunter."

'I'll need an I.D. with your photo on it, Pops.'

Mail order.

'Let me through please! That sale ends today!'

I'm more of a bargain hunter.

Shopping Torture

"This is my favorite place to shop."

"I signed up for a shopaholic class. It was a real bargain."

Denise gets offered the senior discount for the first time.

All You Can Eat: Senior Special

'We're all slimming from the manager down!'

"Blowing the whistle is perfect for a sports bar to let its patrons know that Happy Hour is over."

PoundStore

"Ya know, 'DUH' can be a very hurtful word."

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

'Dr.Sall Thompson got so excited over the new spring design she took a quantum leap!'

'I've decided to centralize my operations. Everything will be in my ipad.'

'It seems to work, I couldn't afford a blackberry!'

'Which wine goes best with 'the old man and the sea'?'

"But I see you're having difficulty following my argument."

Thomas Hardy

"You've got computer-breath."

Addicted to Facebook...lost internet connection.

Person with eyes focused on a computer screen.

"...and for today only, you'll get 10% off all tithing!"

'Breaking Bad' Box Set Addiction.

"Did you read my review on Amazon? Four out of four people found it helpful."

"Bonk!"

STRIP Hambone: Businessman in hospital with his computer

"I'll never forget you."

"I'd call that 'A victory for science.'

"I'll be glad when this is over and Sarah can be herself again."

"My lessons on Enlightenment are a prerequisite to my graduate-level course on Investing in Derivatives."

"Why would I want to see anything that far away from my phone?"