Band Life Devotee Pillows

'Just remember lads, when the drummer misses a beat we all miss a beat.'

"Ya know, 'DUH' can be a very hurtful word."

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

'Dr.Sall Thompson got so excited over the new spring design she took a quantum leap!'

I love my Timpani

"Oh, Jeff, you swore this wasn't a podcast."

"Bravo!"

"Are all Brits bisexual, or just the ones who publish their diaries?"

Thomas Hardy

"Bonk!"

The following wildlife film is sponsored in part by a grant from...Mother Nature Foundation.

"Dear Diary: Today I ate, groomed, napped. Ate, groomed, napped. Ate, groomed, napped ... HAIRBALL!!"

You're the olive in my martini

Young boy thinks he's spotted an old rocker.

"I think I'll keep a diary..."

"I'd call that 'A victory for science.'

Industry and Idleness - The industrious apprentice a favourite, and entrusted by his master.

'Your drug test came back positive. Welcome aboard.'

The Blob's Blog.

'Come on, you're telling me that you don't watch the Discovery Channel.'

"'Best wishes'? That's it? That's all you got?!"

"Dear Diary: Today I picked a peck of pickled peppers."

Band alternating between whiney and angry songs.

"What do you suppose Ken Burns will have to say about all this in 30 years?"

"I just wonder if the brand name is too obvious."

'I still say these shots need more action.'

3D Theatre

"I haven't had smouldering, passionate sex for a while....could you put it in the diary for next week!"

One book... One book... One book...

"But you both can't be the 'father' of Ammonium Pentoxide Phosphate."