Band Life Devotee Pillows

'Just remember lads, when the drummer misses a beat we all miss a beat.'

"Ya know, 'DUH' can be a very hurtful word."

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

'Dr.Sall Thompson got so excited over the new spring design she took a quantum leap!'

"Oh, Jeff, you swore this wasn't a podcast."

I love my Timpani

This next song goes out to the girl who stole my heart and my guitar.

"Are all Brits bisexual, or just the ones who publish their diaries?"

"Bravo!"

'Which wine goes best with 'the old man and the sea'?'

Thomas Hardy

'Breaking Bad' Box Set Addiction.

"Bonk!"

"Dear Diary: Today I ate, groomed, napped. Ate, groomed, napped. Ate, groomed, napped ... HAIRBALL!!"

The following wildlife film is sponsored in part by a grant from...Mother Nature Foundation.

Young boy thinks he's spotted an old rocker.

You're the olive in my martini

"I think I'll keep a diary..."

'Your drug test came back positive. Welcome aboard.'

Industry and Idleness - The industrious apprentice a favourite, and entrusted by his master.

"I'd call that 'A victory for science.'

Michael Moore creates a UK equivalent of Fahrenheit 9/11

"'Best wishes'? That's it? That's all you got?!"

"Dear diary...Well at least I'm not having to watch the Oscars."

"Dear Diary: Today I picked a peck of pickled peppers."

'Come on, you're telling me that you don't watch the Discovery Channel.'

The Blob's Blog.

"What do you suppose Ken Burns will have to say about all this in 30 years?"

Band alternating between whiney and angry songs.

"I just wonder if the brand name is too obvious."

'I still say these shots need more action.'

3D Theatre

"I haven't had smouldering, passionate sex for a while....could you put it in the diary for next week!"

"Oprah is definite, Barnes and Noble is giving you front windows, and Norman Mailer has agreed to a feud."

"Ok, don't move. I want to capture the drama and intrigue of your life."