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One Way

The voices in Randy's head were always GPS directions.

'You are where you are.'

"Ya know, 'DUH' can be a very hurtful word."

'Dr.Sall Thompson got so excited over the new spring design she took a quantum leap!'

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

"If you get to the pitchfork-shaped cloud, you've gone too far."

Thomas Hardy

The following wildlife film is sponsored in part by a grant from...Mother Nature Foundation.

"Bonk!"

Industry and Idleness - The industrious apprentice a favourite, and entrusted by his master.

"I'd call that 'A victory for science.'

"I told you not to polish the car too much."

Artist chained to his drawing.

'Come on, you're telling me that you don't watch the Discovery Channel.'

Two Daleks fighting

"'Best wishes'? That's it? That's all you got?!"

Old-fashioned computer

"An object of love that you can get inside, totally inside."

"What do you suppose Ken Burns will have to say about all this in 30 years?"

'What a control freak!'

'This guy is really good!'

'I still say these shots need more action.'

'Face it, you'd be lost without me!'

"But you both can't be the 'father' of Ammonium Pentoxide Phosphate."

"He used to be a senior fact checker at Meta — now he's just a pedant."

"Ok, don't move. I want to capture the drama and intrigue of your life."

One book... One book... One book...

Page from 'How to Draw' by Albrecht Durer

"Oprah is definite, Barnes and Noble is giving you front windows, and Norman Mailer has agreed to a feud."

"And if you look to the right you'll see what happens if you disrupt my class."