Dial Devotee Mugs

Old-fashioned computer

Ohm sweet Ohm

"I'd like a week off without any business related e-mail on my home computer."

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

"Are all Brits bisexual, or just the ones who publish their diaries?"

Great moments in art dogs playing poker, cats playing Pictionary,

'Breaking Bad' Box Set Addiction.

Back in my day, we were drawn with ink on paper, not on some fancy digital pad, but at least we knew we existed.

'You know, I never have had a sabbatical....'

"Dear Diary: Today I ate, groomed, napped. Ate, groomed, napped. Ate, groomed, napped ... HAIRBALL!!"

"I think I'll keep a diary..."

"I told you not to polish the car too much."

The Blob's Blog.

"Dear Diary: Today I picked a peck of pickled peppers."

"Dear diary...Well at least I'm not having to watch the Oscars."

Artist chained to his drawing.

'This guy is really good!'

"That's Eleanor. She's a fact checker."

Page from 'How to Draw' by Albrecht Durer

Two men in T-shirts, one shirt says Jesus loves me, the other Jesus loves me more.

Dear Diary

"I haven't had smouldering, passionate sex for a while....could you put it in the diary for next week!"

"He used to be a senior fact checker at Meta — now he's just a pedant."

"Dear Diary: So I texted Julie..."

"Hey! Green eyes!"

'A fight has broken out between Dr. Who fans and Star Trek fans. No hurry, the likelihood of anyone getting hurt is very small.'

"My all-time favorite rock group? That would be The Grateful Dead."

Give Thanks.

"I like your slavish attention to detail."

'It's not bad enough that he explains everything... He even explains his explanations.'

A man working on a model airplane

I brake for anything discarded that I can bring to the Antiques Roadshow

'Now that's devotion. Two broken arms and still working.'

Dear Diary...Resolutions

"She died doing what she loved."