Radio Devotee Mugs

"It ain't over until NPR says it's over!"

"Oh, Jeff, you swore this wasn't a podcast."

"But I see you're having difficulty following my argument."

'Breaking Bad' Box Set Addiction.

'-Not THE Queen Vic?'

Dog FM. (Man blowing dog whistle into radio microphone).

"Did you read my review on Amazon? Four out of four people found it helpful."

Non Thought For The Day.

"This just in — I no longer have a job."

"Joe's cereal. NPR co-approved."

Untold Love Stories. The Shadow and Pollyanna. It's no use, Lamont, you know what evil lurks in the hearts of men and I believe there's good in everybody.

Sports Radio in Crisis

She kept Dracula at bay with an episode of the Archers.

'Howard can't come to the phone now. He's standing by for a major concert announcement.'

Wally flunks the test: The Emergency Broadcast System.

Larry King

'I forgot the question.'

'I'm Bored'

"See! Thousands of new listeners."

"You're on 'Ask Sadie.' What's your problem?!"

Peter Gabriel

Brian works in stem cell research

It's the Ask Sadie Advice Hour. For the next two hours, I'll be taking your calls. I'll tell you how to fix your hopeless relationship or cope with all the people at work who really are better than you. Then I'll berate you for not manning up and dealing with it on your own instead of bugging me about it! Los Angeles, CA, you're on. What's your problem? Click.

What's your question for "Ask Sadie"? What's with that senseless riot in Baltimore? What do you mean? America has a long history of self-destructive riots in response to police brutality. It's senseless to call it senseless. A city is like a human body. If you feed a body an awful diet of abuse and unaccountable cops, that body's eventually going to have a massive coronary. In short: Learn your history! And eat oatmeal! Oat ... What? What are you talking about?

And the die is cast!

'I think I've found what's causing the radio's funny buzzing sound.'

"God, I love this show!"

"It's only insomnia if there's nothing good on."

"Congratulations on your invention...but you don't have to rub it in."

'We've been picking up your radio broadcasts- You must be Fibber McGee and Molly'

"What's your question for 'Ask Sadie'?" "My mom's in a nursing home. I think someone's stealing her jewelry." "What's the matter, you're afraid someone is stealing your inheritance?" "Simple solution: Send your mother to Japan, where their entire culture reveres the elderly." "Sayonara, grandma!!!" "Are you sure that's not just a stereotype?" "Who cares?!"

'Larry, did you feel THAT? Your career just peaked! And on MY show! Isn't that fantastic?'

Welcome to "The Ask Sadie Show," pre-Halloween edition. First caller is Zombie Eaton, from Schenectady. What's your problem?! Munch

Randi Rhodes

National Opera: Wriggletto