Radio Devotee Pillows

"It ain't over until NPR says it's over!"

"Oh, Jeff, you swore this wasn't a podcast."

"But I see you're having difficulty following my argument."

'-Not THE Queen Vic?'

"Did you read my review on Amazon? Four out of four people found it helpful."

Dog FM. (Man blowing dog whistle into radio microphone).

Non Thought For The Day.

"This just in — I no longer have a job."

"Joe's cereal. NPR co-approved."

Sports Radio in Crisis

She kept Dracula at bay with an episode of the Archers.

'Howard can't come to the phone now. He's standing by for a major concert announcement.'

Wally flunks the test: The Emergency Broadcast System.

'I forgot the question.'

'I'm Bored'

"See! Thousands of new listeners."

'I think I've found what's causing the radio's funny buzzing sound.'

Brian works in stem cell research

And the die is cast!

"You're on 'Ask Sadie.' What's your problem?!"

"It's only insomnia if there's nothing good on."

"Congratulations on your invention...but you don't have to rub it in."

'Tell me about it, buddy... I completely understand where you're coming from.'

Randi Rhodes

"What's your question for 'Ask Sadie'?" "My mom's in a nursing home. I think someone's stealing her jewelry." "What's the matter, you're afraid someone is stealing your inheritance?" "Simple solution: Send your mother to Japan, where their entire culture reveres the elderly." "Sayonara, grandma!!!" "Are you sure that's not just a stereotype?" "Who cares?!"

National Opera: Wriggletto

'I dedicate this next number to my maths, history and economics teachers at St-Bavo school...'

Feelings towards radios #2 Picket signs with pictures of radios on them