Podcast Devotee Pillows

"Oh, Jeff, you swore this wasn't a podcast."

"And if you'd like to support this podcast, you can stand naked in a corn field at midnight tonight."

"But I see you're having difficulty following my argument."

I can hear a podcast of yesterday's sea.

"I finally gave in, I got sick of hearing, 'Polly want a podcast?... Polly want a podcast!'"

'Breaking Bad' Box Set Addiction.

"Sorry, my report is blank. I just stayed home, watched tv and played video games during vacation."

"Did you read my review on Amazon? Four out of four people found it helpful."

'-Not THE Queen Vic?'

We interrupt this program to bring you, Tommy, a message from you teacher. Have you finished your report on frogs?

"Welcome back to the We Were Bored and Had Nothing Else To Do podcast."

Bunny Pranks

Two Daleks fighting

Watching telly

Peter Gabriel

"God, I love this show!"

"Don't worry, honey. This is just for our murder podcast."

"The presenting sponsor of The Dr. Faust Podcast is, as always, Mephistopheles."

"What do you mean you watched ahead?"

"It's only insomnia if there's nothing good on."

"I feel like everybody's podcasting and nobody's podlistening."

'...And then, apparently, it just went berserk when someone insisted on having 'Podcast'.'

Health news - hearing loss is irrelevant.

"I'm starting my own podcast about cars! I'll get to talk for hours about my favorite models and customizing my ride!"

TV and man

'A fight has broken out between Dr. Who fans and Star Trek fans. No hurry, the likelihood of anyone getting hurt is very small.'

"I'm going to binge watch all 600 episodes of my favorite show. I'll talk to you in a few weeks."

"So have you been watching Bridgerton?"

Smile you're on camera! You're also on my podcast!

'Tell me about it, buddy... I completely understand where you're coming from.'

'Junior's all tucked in and listening to his bedtime story podcast.'

"Today we're going to talk about brainless reality TV."

No stopping. I'm binge-listening.

'Larry, did you feel THAT? Your career just peaked! And on MY show! Isn't that fantastic?'

Opening arguments would begin after the intimidation round.