Podcast Devotee Prints

"Oh, Jeff, you swore this wasn't a podcast."

"And if you'd like to support this podcast, you can stand naked in a corn field at midnight tonight."

"But I see you're having difficulty following my argument."

"I finally gave in, I got sick of hearing, 'Polly want a podcast?... Polly want a podcast!'"

I can hear a podcast of yesterday's sea.

'-Not THE Queen Vic?'

"Did you read my review on Amazon? Four out of four people found it helpful."

"Sorry, my report is blank. I just stayed home, watched tv and played video games during vacation."

"Welcome back to the We Were Bored and Had Nothing Else To Do podcast."

We interrupt this program to bring you, Tommy, a message from you teacher. Have you finished your report on frogs?

Two Daleks fighting

"The presenting sponsor of The Dr. Faust Podcast is, as always, Mephistopheles."

"What do you mean you watched ahead?"

"Don't worry, honey. This is just for our murder podcast."

Watching telly

"It's only insomnia if there's nothing good on."

"I feel like everybody's podcasting and nobody's podlistening."

Health news - hearing loss is irrelevant.

'...And then, apparently, it just went berserk when someone insisted on having 'Podcast'.'

'Tell me about it, buddy... I completely understand where you're coming from.'

Are they dangerous? Only if I shut off the tv.

'Junior's all tucked in and listening to his bedtime story podcast.'

"Today we're going to talk about brainless reality TV."

"I'm starting my own podcast about cars! I'll get to talk for hours about my favorite models and customizing my ride!"

Smile you're on camera! You're also on my podcast!

"So have you been watching Bridgerton?"

TV and man

'Larry, did you feel THAT? Your career just peaked! And on MY show! Isn't that fantastic?'

"I'm going to binge watch all 600 episodes of my favorite show. I'll talk to you in a few weeks."

Opening arguments would begin after the intimidation round.

"Anything you say can be used in a very exciting new true-crime podcast we're working on."