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"The following program was made possible by fluctuations in the random chaos of the Universe...."

"Oh, Jeff, you swore this wasn't a podcast."

"And the letterbox version, how does that make you feel."

'Now for today's numbers...'Bad Dogs' outnumbered 'Good Dogs' by two-to-one...'

Big screen TV falling through floor

"We'd better stock up on TV snacks in the event of war."

I can hear a podcast of yesterday's sea.

'The anger management is working... tonight there were fewer veins popping.'

"I finally gave in, I got sick of hearing, 'Polly want a podcast?... Polly want a podcast!'"

"The end of my favorite series is near."

"Please don't watch this show! There's a viewer trigger warning and a short fuse alert."

'Hello Mr Preston? This is an ALIEN speaking. We have landed in your paddock. We have mutilated your cows. We have made loud crashing noises...what the hell is on your TV that's so special?'

'No, you can't just watch the end of Bargainhunt!'

"Welcome back to the We Were Bored and Had Nothing Else To Do podcast."

'The inaugural address? It's sort of like an opening monologue.'

'During the next commercial, I'd like to talk to you about your childhood.'

"It's hard being a TV viewer trapped in the body of a student."

"When did you first notice you were larger than life?"

Is it a book? A film? A TV show? How do you mime a podcast?

Triceratops watching television with satellite dish made from own horns.

'So, ten thousand pounds could be yours if you call in and answer this question...Why the hell aren't you in bed?!'

The cradle of mankind

Which Hogwarts house are you?

'Dear, you're not supposed to take it seriously...it's a reality show!'

"Is anything good on?"

'Do you want to watch the, 'everything's terrible' cable news or the 'everything's wonderful' cable news?'

"See! He's taking a first sip. . . my eye! Oops!!"

"Don't worry, honey. This is just for our murder podcast."

"I would like to watch tv...but which remote control do I need? And which one of the thirty buttons should I press?"

'This has a great ending...he shoots her.'