Radio Dedication Lover Pillows

"I can't give you a raise, no matter how much I appreciate all the songs you keep dedicating to me."

"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."

"Oh, Jeff, you swore this wasn't a podcast."

This next song goes out to the girl who stole my heart and my guitar.

Sci-Fi Museum. New Exhibit. H.G. Wells War of the Worlds. In 1938, Orson Welles broadcast "War of the Worlds," a radio drama about aliens from Mars invading earth. The radio drama was presented as a series of fake news reports about devastation caused by the invading aliens. Many listeners turned in to the program mid-roadcast and thought the news reports were real. Widespread panic ensued. Wow! Orson Welles caused all that panic with a radio program. Just imagine what he could have don

'We interrupt this programme for a sex flash.'

"This just in... the country has adopted a 24 hr military clock... ...details at 23."

Dog FM. (Man blowing dog whistle into radio microphone).

You're the olive in my martini

Non Thought For The Day.

"Joe's cereal. NPR co-approved."

Industry and Idleness - The industrious apprentice a favourite, and entrusted by his master.

"This just in — I no longer have a job."

Sports Radio in Crisis

Jewelry Store Has Rings For Every Type of Relationship

'Howard can't come to the phone now. He's standing by for a major concert announcement.'

"'Best wishes'? That's it? That's all you got?!"

Larry King

Wally flunks the test: The Emergency Broadcast System.

Thank you to our awesome NHS staff

She kept Dracula at bay with an episode of the Archers.

Not-so-easy listening...

'The best gig I can get you for your comeback, Lazarus, is DJ in the graveyard slot.'

'I'm Bored'

"See! Thousands of new listeners."

'I think I've found what's causing the radio's funny buzzing sound.'

It's the Ask Sadie Advice Hour. For the next two hours, I'll be taking your calls. I'll tell you how to fix your hopeless relationship or cope with all the people at work who really are better than you. Then I'll berate you for not manning up and dealing with it on your own instead of bugging me about it! Los Angeles, CA, you're on. What's your problem? Click.

What's your question for "Ask Sadie"? What's with that senseless riot in Baltimore? What do you mean? America has a long history of self-destructive riots in response to police brutality. It's senseless to call it senseless. A city is like a human body. If you feed a body an awful diet of abuse and unaccountable cops, that body's eventually going to have a massive coronary. In short: Learn your history! And eat oatmeal! Oat ... What? What are you talking about?

"Mmm... now WHERE did i leave my radio..?"

Randi Rhodes

'When did YOU switch to a talk format?'

"What's your question for 'Ask Sadie'?" "My mom's in a nursing home. I think someone's stealing her jewelry." "What's the matter, you're afraid someone is stealing your inheritance?" "Simple solution: Send your mother to Japan, where their entire culture reveres the elderly." "Sayonara, grandma!!!" "Are you sure that's not just a stereotype?" "Who cares?!"

Welcome to "The Ask Sadie Show," pre-Halloween edition. First caller is Zombie Eaton, from Schenectady. What's your problem?! Munch

Sir Edmund Hillary Arriving Home To His Third Floor Apartment

Feelings towards radios #2 Picket signs with pictures of radios on them