Radio Dedication Lover Pillows

"I can't give you a raise, no matter how much I appreciate all the songs you keep dedicating to me."

"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."

"Oh, Jeff, you swore this wasn't a podcast."

'We interrupt this programme for a sex flash.'

"This just in... the country has adopted a 24 hr military clock... ...details at 23."

You're the olive in my martini

Dog FM. (Man blowing dog whistle into radio microphone).

Non Thought For The Day.

"This just in — I no longer have a job."

Industry and Idleness - The industrious apprentice a favourite, and entrusted by his master.

"Joe's cereal. NPR co-approved."

Sports Radio in Crisis

Wally flunks the test: The Emergency Broadcast System.

She kept Dracula at bay with an episode of the Archers.

"'Best wishes'? That's it? That's all you got?!"

Jewelry Store Has Rings For Every Type of Relationship

'The best gig I can get you for your comeback, Lazarus, is DJ in the graveyard slot.'

Thank you to our awesome NHS staff

'Howard can't come to the phone now. He's standing by for a major concert announcement.'

Not-so-easy listening...

'I'm Bored'

"See! Thousands of new listeners."

'I think I've found what's causing the radio's funny buzzing sound.'

"Mmm... now WHERE did i leave my radio..?"

"What's your question for 'Ask Sadie'?" "My mom's in a nursing home. I think someone's stealing her jewelry." "What's the matter, you're afraid someone is stealing your inheritance?" "Simple solution: Send your mother to Japan, where their entire culture reveres the elderly." "Sayonara, grandma!!!" "Are you sure that's not just a stereotype?" "Who cares?!"

'When did YOU switch to a talk format?'

Sir Edmund Hillary Arriving Home To His Third Floor Apartment

Randi Rhodes

Feelings towards radios #2 Picket signs with pictures of radios on them