Distancing Devotee Prints

Keep Your Distance!

Opportunities in Coronatimes

"I'd like a week off without any business related e-mail on my home computer."

'Which wine goes best with 'the old man and the sea'?'

'I said you're next, Hibblemeyer. . . Hibblemeyer!'

Thomas Hardy

Pre-Historic Gentleman's Duel

"My lessons on Enlightenment are a prerequisite to my graduate-level course on Investing in Derivatives."

Old-fashioned computer

"I told you not to polish the car too much."

"An object of love that you can get inside, totally inside."

I'd like to order a power outage. Huh? My wife's on her phone all day, my son plays video games nonstop. My boss finds me by email wherever and whenever. My pager rings 'round the clock! Say again? I was text messaging. Pull the plug, man!

One book... One book... One book...

"He used to be a senior fact checker at Meta — now he's just a pedant."

"Oprah is definite, Barnes and Noble is giving you front windows, and Norman Mailer has agreed to a feud."

'Yes, Dear, they are very pretty shoes!'

"God, I love this show!"

"It's only insomnia if there's nothing good on."

Ohm sweet Ohm

"Hey! Green eyes!"

Give Thanks.

'It's not bad enough that he explains everything... He even explains his explanations.'

"I like your slavish attention to detail."

A man working on a model airplane

'Don't tell me we've been following the wrong light!'

"What? Tiny houses are all the rage."

"Live your life devoid of attachments."

Thriller of the Week

That's what I call attention to detail!

'Thank you. It took me a long time, but I built it to scale.'

"You've probably already guessed, ...I'm the bluebird of sloppiness."

"Never, NEVER sit on top of the truck."

"Bravo, Paul. You've done more for the back of my head than I ever dreamed possible."

"You're very finicky about a little decimal point."

Peace Fighting