Environmental Health Inspector Gifts

"We might be in trouble – the environment people have cited us as a hazardous waste site."

"The fish sticks here are very good."

would you like it with extra botulism and a touch of salmonella?

'In a nutshell, foods are drugged and drugs are eaten like food.'

Health and Safety Gone Mad.

HELLth Food Sprouts

"You've got termites. The good news is I gave them all little phones to keep their minds off doing any damage."

European Union Health and Safety Direcorate rules

'According to these latest tests, anything can cause anything.'

"But but ... if we remove all the additives there'll be nothing left!"

"The Nominees"

'Yeah, the job's got great benefits, but mainly I like the safe work environment.'

"Hey!-This looks like a good place!"

The FDA studies 'Tobacco'.

Fire door.

'Would you like me to wipe the cup with my finger or would you prefer Rover here licking it clean?'

Rapunzel's short-lived career in the restaurant business.

"I'm going in."

'Our menu is divided into three sections: Cancer causing foods, artery clogging foods, and foods that are being boycotted for political or environmental reasons.'

'You forgot the product label.'

Little Farm Shop of Horrors with G.M produce turned into man eating plant

"Did you manage to pass the buck on our dodgy food?"

Rusk Assessment Form

'He can dish it out but can he take it?'

'Call the health inspector! The kitchen has a Brussels sprouts infestation.'

Dark Clouds

The council wanted us to have a Healthy Lifestyle Monitor

Food inspection results

Air Pollution Threat

"Did you hear - we're being transferred from bomb-sniffing to trans fats."

"Uncle Tod's Reviews"

Warning: Not giving milk is hazardous to your health.

"Why don't I start you off with the contact information of everyone who's read those menus over the last 14 days?"

'Sick bucket for table sixteen.'

307 days without an accident.