Environmental Health Officer Gifts

"Apparently, we're never more than six rats away from a pair of feet."

A smoking ban now applies to all indoor spaces.

'I've got concerns about the cleanliness of your kitchen!'

'We don't want to interfere to much, just a couple of things...what you do and how you do it!'

'The Environment Health Officer thinks a SAFER menu would be 'Beans on Toast', 'Beans without Toast', 'Toast with Beans' and plain beans...'

'The EHO said I had to remove all my rings, by the time I'm finished it's time to clock off!'

CS Spray

'Look out - a snooper from Environmental Health.'

"Just your husbands feet will suffice Mam."

"The Environment Agency have sent a solution to your noise pollution problem, Mr Dopolus."

Man from 'Environmental Health visits a caf� run by bugs

A regiment of roaches

At the end of a salad bar, a customer sees a compost pile.

Opportunities in Coronatimes

"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."

2021

"Waiting for the vaccine launch."

"Right about here there was a flattening of the curve. . ."

vaccine wars.

"Let me assure you that my congressional delegation and I are devoting our full attention to the harmful effects of e-cigarettes. . ."

Covid Inquiry / Enquiry

DO Not Disturb (Except For Meals)

"And you're certain these are accidents?"

Man sees sign as he exits bathroom: 'Employees Often Wash Hands'.

"Let's consider an early dive."

"We thought we would come somewhere remote to self-isolate."

Deaths from Coronavirus

Fighting Covid

Disease Management

Health Advisory: Flint Water has lead, Ann Arbor water has dioxane.

'Oh, so now the ocean isn't GOOD enough for you?'

Who gets the anti-corona vaccine?

'In a nutshell, foods are drugged and drugs are eaten like food.'

Booster shots

"Right, before we look at the covid figures for today, do we need another sheet of paper?"