Health Officer Gifts

Health and Safety

Santa Health and Safety

Help to Avoid Industrial Accident....

'When they say EVERY possible risk needs a sign I don't think they meant you!'

'I think we're telling them more than we have to.'

'So do you still think that risk assessments are a 'waste of time'?'

Toxic Waste Lorry/Toxic Additives Lorry

Restaurant chef arrested by the Department of Health.

All Jewelry Must Be Removed Before Commencing Work.

'She's responsible for the smoking ban.'

Health and safety accidents.

"I sprained it writing safety slogans."

"And WHATEVER you do DON'T FALL DOWN THE STEPS or put your finger in the ELECTRICITY socket."

"Final warning Mrs. Green - mask up the cough sweets, or we come in with the tasers!"

Opportunities in Coronatimes

"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."

2021

"Right about here there was a flattening of the curve. . ."

"Waiting for the vaccine launch."

vaccine wars.

Covid Inquiry / Enquiry

"The fish sticks here are very good."

"Let me assure you that my congressional delegation and I are devoting our full attention to the harmful effects of e-cigarettes. . ."

DO Not Disturb (Except For Meals)

"And you're certain these are accidents?"

would you like it with extra botulism and a touch of salmonella?

Man sees sign as he exits bathroom: 'Employees Often Wash Hands'.

Fighting Covid

"Let's consider an early dive."

Deaths from Coronavirus

"We thought we would come somewhere remote to self-isolate."

Disease Management

Health Advisory: Flint Water has lead, Ann Arbor water has dioxane.

'In a nutshell, foods are drugged and drugs are eaten like food.'

Booster shots