Health Official Gifts

A woman sits in an office of the Food and Drug Administration in - out boxes marked MMMM Good and Oh - Bad.

'I mean, how totally lame is this? Just as the marketing for our new video game was about to go viral, the Center for Disease Control shut us down!'

"Let's get ready to rrumble!"

Hancock Up

"...so I guess it's time to restructure again!"

"We'd like you to be at breaking point seven days a week."

Obesity Tsar on a Speak About Your Weight machine: "You're all too fat."

"THe vice president here is now in charge of the efforts to control the coronavirus. . "

Taxi picking up covid virus at airport.

Covid-19 tests in Germany

"I don't care what the health officials say - having sugar in my tea does not make me a white extremist."

He's in! Just Don't Shake His Hand

The Marlboro Journal of Medicine: Making a Killing Off of Cigarettes

Toad at Food & Drug Administration: 'Take a memo- we will no longer try to regulate witches...'

New Ebola deaths in Sierra Leone

"In the interests of balance I'm listening to a podcast on mixed martial arts by the Chief Medical Officer."

Heathrow New Variants Arrivals Lounge

"You're fired."

"1984 by George Orwell. Project 2025. Presidential transition project."

Opportunities in Coronatimes

"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."

"Obama didn’t get to name a Supreme Court justice during his final year. So how come Trump does?"

The Anti-Agent

"Nation-building never works."

"Oh, I'll be bi-partisan alright, punishing both sides of the aisle."

2021

A female patient in an exam room sees a sign that reads, 'Break glass in case of physician burnout'

"HR-bill 9495. Cutting down non-profits."

Mario Draghi

"Waiting for the vaccine launch."

"We seem to be spending more on defence than on things to defend"

"Right about here there was a flattening of the curve. . ."

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

vaccine wars.

Pretty Flowers