Public Health Inspector Gifts

"All the adventure is gone since the bred out all the Trichinosis."

'I'm afraid I'll have to close you down. Your kitchen is infested with greenfly.'

A regiment of roaches

''Have you got any cockroaches?"

Opportunities in Coronatimes

"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."

"And when the canyon fills up, that's it; herd immunity."

2021

"Waiting for the vaccine launch."

"Right about here there was a flattening of the curve. . ."

vaccine wars.

"The fish sticks here are very good."

DO Not Disturb (Except For Meals)

"Let me assure you that my congressional delegation and I are devoting our full attention to the harmful effects of e-cigarettes. . ."

Covid Inquiry / Enquiry

The Three Wise Queens

would you like it with extra botulism and a touch of salmonella?

"Let's consider an early dive."

Deaths from Coronavirus

Fighting Covid

"We thought we would come somewhere remote to self-isolate."

Disease Management

Health Advisory: Flint Water has lead, Ann Arbor water has dioxane.

Fighting the Pandemic

Distance to avoid contagion

Who gets the anti-corona vaccine?

"Right, before we look at the covid figures for today, do we need another sheet of paper?"

Booster shots

'In a nutshell, foods are drugged and drugs are eaten like food.'

Health and Safety Gone Mad.

Social Distancing Club

Virtual Doctor

'Put a tick under 'very toxic'.' (New Orleans Toxic Clean-Up Team).

Moses holds up new federal regulation guidelines.

Covid deniers and anti-vaxxers