Public Health Inspector Pillows

"All the adventure is gone since the bred out all the Trichinosis."

'I'm afraid I'll have to close you down. Your kitchen is infested with greenfly.'

A regiment of roaches

''Have you got any cockroaches?"

"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."

Opportunities in Coronatimes

"And when the canyon fills up, that's it; herd immunity."

2021

"Waiting for the vaccine launch."

vaccine wars.

"Right about here there was a flattening of the curve. . ."

DO Not Disturb (Except For Meals)

Covid Inquiry / Enquiry

"Let me assure you that my congressional delegation and I are devoting our full attention to the harmful effects of e-cigarettes. . ."

"The fish sticks here are very good."

The Three Wise Queens

would you like it with extra botulism and a touch of salmonella?

"Let's consider an early dive."

Fighting Covid

Deaths from Coronavirus

"We thought we would come somewhere remote to self-isolate."

Disease Management

Health Advisory: Flint Water has lead, Ann Arbor water has dioxane.

Who gets the anti-corona vaccine?

Health and Safety Gone Mad.

'In a nutshell, foods are drugged and drugs are eaten like food.'

Booster shots

Distance to avoid contagion

"Right, before we look at the covid figures for today, do we need another sheet of paper?"

Fighting the Pandemic

Virtual Doctor

'Put a tick under 'very toxic'.' (New Orleans Toxic Clean-Up Team).

Moses holds up new federal regulation guidelines.

Covid deniers and anti-vaxxers

'It's the only known prevention for swine flu...Big bad wolf serum...'